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Topic: Girlfriend not pooping
TawtStrat Joined Fri 11/16/12 Posts: 3581	Thu 03/27/14 06:06 PM
I remember being uptight about this when I was a kid and what I would do was to get a lot of toilet paper and make a little safety net type thing so that nobody could hear the turds plopping.

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Thu 03/27/14 06:08 PM
A complex for sure Op you may not be aware of this but its very "sensual" to poop in front of your mate while.... sensual: 1. strongly or unduly inclined to gratification of the senses 2. tending to arouse the bodily appetites, esp the sexual appetite 3. of or relating to sensualism 4. sexually exciting or gratifying; "sensual excesses"; "a sultry look"; "a sultry dance" can't find anything about tooth brushes???

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Thu 03/27/14 06:15 PM
A complex for sure Op you may not be aware of this but its very "sensual" to poop in front of your mate while.... sensual: 1. strongly or unduly inclined to gratification of the senses 2. tending to arouse the bodily appetites, esp the sexual appetite 3. of or relating to sensualism 4. sexually exciting or gratifying; "sensual excesses"; "a sultry look"; "a sultry dance" can't find anything about tooth brushes??? LOL its there..trust me

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Thu 03/27/14 06:19 PM
This thread is dumber than my breaking wind topic AND Sadly its getting way more HITS than my Cougar Cruise Thread Seriously?? Whats the World coming too?

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45397	Thu 03/27/14 06:24 PM
Sometimes I turn on the tap..flush a few times and yodel http://youtu.be/iCKoCDhaC0c hahahahahahahaha (Though I am worried about when you have to hit the high notes.)

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 03/27/14 06:24 PM
A complex for sure Op you may not be aware of this but its very "sensual" to poop in front of your mate while he or she is brushing their teeth and neither one cares I thinx you have some issues .. . oh I don't know about sensual.. and maybe gagging on my toothbrush.. well you're dropping a deuce..omg..lol..jk

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45397	Thu 03/27/14 06:25 PM
NEVER. Under any circumstances. We just..don't. Ruins the myth :-) Well what myth as just other women at work. It seems strange that women more worried about other women hearing then go than there boyfriends? The myth that women are SO ladylike they do not have normal bodily functions.

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Thu 03/27/14 06:29 PM
Sometimes I turn on the tap..flush a few times and yodel http://youtu.be/iCKoCDhaC0c hahahahahahahaha (Though I am worried about when you have to hit the high notes.) I kinda worry too

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 03/27/14 06:32 PM
.. when I was a young man.. well honestly a child.. my eldest sister. the oldest in the family.. who I thought. at that point could do no wrong... one evening. for whatever her reasons...she called me upstairs to the upstairs bathroom... stood outside the door. I walked up to her.. and she immediately. shoved. me into the bathroom.. and slam shut the door.. behind me.. . I swear to God. the smell was so bad... it was as though someone had slapped me in the face... my eyes were watering.. I think my nose even . bled a little.... needless to say.. after that moment... I never really looked up to her the same way....lol

remisraja Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 1	Thu 03/27/14 06:36 PM
Hiiii o

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Thu 03/27/14 06:37 PM
Haha did it also forever change the way you thought about girls? Evil big sis!!

cabarrusmom Joined Thu 02/27/14 Posts: 6	Thu 03/27/14 06:40 PM
Ok, so it's ok for men to poop but for women it's unladylike? Remind me to not travel to such a backwards country!

kellyboo1 Joined Thu 02/07/13 Posts: 91	Thu 03/27/14 06:49 PM
oh my thanks for the laugh. maybe you should date someone with a colostomy. why are you on a dating site when you HAVE a "girlfriend"? if you keep a pack of matches in your bathroom and light one after she poops then it wont smell. I really don't understand how a bodily function can seem not lady like, I get about the place and time. its not like she is dropping a deuce in the kitchen sink while you are eating breakfast. I don't know who would feel more comfortable at work than in a private home. maybe hes just cheap and doesn't want to pay for the extra toilet paper? you need to get over it buddy.

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Thu 03/27/14 06:49 PM
I'm just about to go to the bathroom.

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Thu 03/27/14 06:50 PM
Over a thousand HITS Unbelievable

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 03/27/14 06:52 PM Edited by no1phD on Thu 03/27/14 06:53 PM
.. okay for all you out there watching. after you're done here could you go over to . candiapples.. cougar .. cruise.. topic... she's feeling a little left out... let's just give her a pick me up...lol..jk

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Thu 03/27/14 06:55 PM
Oh my!! Thanks for the laughs is right Thinx its time to go back to reality

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Thu 03/27/14 06:57 PM
.. okay for all you out there watching. after you're done here could you go over to . candiapples.. cougar .. cruise.. topic... she's feeling a little left out... let's just give her a pick me up...lol..jk LOL no1 cute

TawtStrat Joined Fri 11/16/12 Posts: 3581	Thu 03/27/14 07:13 PM
Ok, so it's ok for men to poop but for women it's unladylike? Remind me to not travel to such a backwards country! And even here political correctness unbelievably rears its ugly head. Oh well, at least we've sortted out the science and religion thing here. Three hundred f**king years ago.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 03/27/14 07:18 PM
.. okay for all you out there watching. after you're done here could you go over to . candiapples.. cougar .. cruise.. topic... she's feeling a little left out... let's just give her a pick me up...lol..jk LOL no1 cute ... .