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Topic: Girlfriend not pooping
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 03/27/14 02:35 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. You're not fooling anyone with that. I'm from the UK myself, and in no way do we go to the bathroom any more differently, than any other flippin country. So that's bs. You seem to love your house, more than people, but carry on............. Yeah, if he isn't a "gentleman", then why should she be a "lady"?

TawtStrat Joined Fri 11/16/12 Posts: 3581	Thu 03/27/14 02:36 PM
You may want to get a few of these to put up around your flat! I can't believe you're so mean...we all poop better in are own and private toilet. What would you do if she finds out you're saying all of this CRAP here? She wont find out, but I am just thinking how to tactfully out her of going. Oh, that's easy. Tell her that you got busted and tried to flush your stash and it got stuck in the U bend. I know a guy that did that actually but I was bursting and I just forgot.

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 03/27/14 02:36 PM
well i am only expecting her to wait and hour or so until at work seems quite a reasonable expectation. COURTESY FLUSH Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

julie55901 Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 127	Thu 03/27/14 02:37 PM
Ok, I think I have the solution for you here. Be sure you get the slightly scented stuff!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 03/27/14 02:38 PM
well i am only expecting her to wait and hour or so until at work seems quite a reasonable expectation. COURTESY FLUSH Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. So, it is shameful for female Humans to have to make a bowel movement? And you Humans call us Melmacians weird.

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Thu 03/27/14 02:38 PM
When I first looked at the topic of this thread I thought there was a constipation problem There will be, if he carries on like this.

TawtStrat Joined Fri 11/16/12 Posts: 3581	Thu 03/27/14 02:40 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. You're not fooling anyone with that. I'm from the UK myself, and in no way do we go to the bathroom any more differently, than any other flippin country. So that's bs. You seem to love your house, more than people, but carry on............. Well, to be fair, I've been to France and the toilet facilities were quite poor really.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 03/27/14 02:40 PM
When I first looked at the topic of this thread I thought there was a constipation problem There will be, if he carries on like this. Already, people are thinking that he is full of ... Oh look! A cat!

goodchap2 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 45	Thu 03/27/14 02:42 PM
I am not saying she should not poo of course. I just would like her to reschedule to going a little later at work.

julie55901 Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 127	Thu 03/27/14 02:44 PM
I am not saying she should not poo of course. I just would like her to reschedule to going a little later at work. Give me her name, I have to let her know what is going on here!!!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 03/27/14 02:48 PM
I am not saying she should not poo of course. I just would like her to reschedule to going a little later at work. As you Humans say, you can't have your cake and eat it, too.

julie55901 Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 127	Thu 03/27/14 02:56 PM
I guess we have beat the sh**, oops, I mean crap out of this one LOL

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 03/27/14 02:58 PM
I am not saying she should not poo of course. I just would like her to reschedule to going a little later at work. Your idea stinks

gibbs1602 Joined Wed 02/26/14 Posts: 5980	Thu 03/27/14 03:02 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. You're not fooling anyone with that. I'm from the UK myself, and in no way do we go to the bathroom any more differently, than any other flippin country. So that's bs. You seem to love your house, more than people, but carry on............. I'm speechless - I live in Europe, have travelled, have experienced regular bowel movement throughout my travels, and well.....................I'm still aghast at this thread

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Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Thu 03/27/14 03:05 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. I hate to inform you but the Queen of England poops too...its just that she sits on a gold plated toilet seat iohiihjkhkkk

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 03/27/14 03:06 PM
I am not saying she should not poo of course. I just would like her to reschedule to going a little later at work. Your idea stinks "I agree. His idea stinks, and coming from a skunk, that is some insult."

lilott Joined Thu 10/12/06 Posts: 2295	Thu 03/27/14 03:08 PM
How crass.

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Thu 03/27/14 03:08 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. I hate to inform you but the Queen of England poops too...its just that she sits on a gold plated toilet seat iohiihjkhkkk her chit don't stink

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 03/27/14 03:10 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. I hate to inform you but the Queen of England poops too...its just that she sits on a gold plated toilet seat iohiihjkhkkk her chit don't stink True, it has a 'lily of the valley' odour