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Topic: Girlfriend not pooping
Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 03/28/14 07:47 AM
So what's the poop on the poop situation?

julie55901 Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 127	Fri 03/28/14 08:03 AM
I have a small flat and wondered it is reasonable to ask a girlfriend not to poo when staying over? You might want to get one of these for her. I have heard they work quite well JULIE!!!!!!! I'm shocked, shocked young lady....... I don't have one, have never used one, just saying what I have heard. OMG, the things people think that I would do

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Fri 03/28/14 08:56 AM
I still don't get what the ACTUAL problem is. Which is it? The flat? The woman? The toilet? I'm off for a beer.

julie55901 Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 127	Fri 03/28/14 08:59 AM
I still don't get what the ACTUAL problem is. Which is it? The flat? The woman? The toilet? I'm off for a beer. I think "goodchap2" is the problem. Just saying!!!

teebee79 Joined Wed 11/07/12 Posts: 2179	Fri 03/28/14 09:02 AM Edited by teebee79 on Fri 03/28/14 09:02 AM
I still don't get what the ACTUAL problem is. Which is it? The flat? The woman? The toilet? I'm off for a beer. This guy, expects his flesh and blood human girlfriend to refrain from having a bowel movement while at his tiny apartment, because it is unfeminine to him. Which I gotta say, is news to me Women are not suppose to a poo, when they have to go??

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Fri 03/28/14 10:12 AM
I find it difficult to believe that any apartment is so small that it is a problem to make a bowel movement in its bathroom.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45397	Fri 03/28/14 11:51 AM
So what's the poop on the poop situation? Ear and nose plugs. (Speedo optional.)

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Fri 03/28/14 12:26 PM
I grew up with 9 siblings, so brushing my teeth while people are bathing, pooping, or whatever in the same bathroom, really isn't a big deal. I suspect the op is an only child.

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Fri 03/28/14 12:29 PM
I grew up with 9 siblings, so brushing my teeth while people are bathing, pooping, or whatever in the same bathroom, really isn't a big deal. I suspect the op is an only child. I sincerely hope you never got the toothpaste confused with something else

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Fri 03/28/14 12:31 PM
I grew up with 9 siblings, so brushing my teeth while people are bathing, pooping, or whatever in the same bathroom, really isn't a big deal. I suspect the op is an only child. I sincerely hope you never got the toothpaste confused with something else Actually, I have learnt that hemmorhoid creme will numb the mouth for about an hour.

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Fri 03/28/14 12:33 PM
I grew up with 9 siblings, so brushing my teeth while people are bathing, pooping, or whatever in the same bathroom, really isn't a big deal. I suspect the op is an only child. I sincerely hope you never got the toothpaste confused with something else Actually, I have learnt that hemmorhoid creme will numb the mouth for about an hour. they say it's good for wrinkles, I've never tried it mind you, honest

julie55901 Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 127	Fri 03/28/14 12:47 PM
Who would have thought a "poop" thread would be so popular! I am kicking myself for not starting one

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Fri 03/28/14 12:51 PM
Who would have thought a "poop" thread would be so popular! I am kicking myself for not starting one Yeah, so am I. I've been trying to think of a good one to start since last night but this tpoic beats the s--t out of anything I can think of

2469nascar Joined Fri 11/22/13 Posts: 5231	Fri 03/28/14 01:01 PM
Holy crap this poop thing is still hittin the fan? The s..t peopel will talk about.

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Fri 03/28/14 01:04 PM
Holy crap this poop thing is still hittin the fan? The s..t peopel will talk about.

julie55901 Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 127	Fri 03/28/14 01:14 PM
Holy crap this poop thing is still hittin the fan? The s..t peopel will talk about. A fan!!! That's what he needs in his flat

goodchap2 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 45	Fri 03/28/14 01:31 PM
Well she is coming around later tonight, shes out with work friends birthday night so will see tomorrow if can put her of going.

vanaheim Joined Sun 12/29/13 Posts: 531	Fri 03/28/14 01:37 PM
if OP is that stingey in his flat on ventilation, some indoor plants, a few scented oils and some toilet deodorant, his little flat must absolutely ferment in his own stink and I'm guessing some unsavoury cooking habits, to start with anyway. o_o

julie55901 Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 127	Fri 03/28/14 01:39 PM
Well she is coming around later tonight, shes out with work friends birthday night so will see tomorrow if can put her of going. I am sure it will "put her off"

goodchap2 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 45	Fri 03/28/14 01:45 PM
I have taken the toilet brush out the bathroom and only left half a toilet roll in the bathroom. (she normally used a lot).