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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Thu 03/27/14 03:13 PM
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How crass. His idea is crass. His idea is crass. If his girlfriend finds out, then he won't get any As I was saying, his idea is crass. |
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may be buts also a little crass to poo in a small flat.
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may be buts also a little crass to poo in a small flat. Dude, that claim is so wrong, which what your fellow Brits here have been saying. |
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I think many people would find it very attractive to be fair
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I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. I hate to inform you but the Queen of England poops too...its just that she sits on a gold plated toilet seat iohiihjkhkkk her chit don't stink True, it has a 'lily of the valley' odour i was thinking orchids on a rainy day... |
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may be buts also a little crass to poo in a small flat. Yes but she is pooing in the toilet. It's not like she will just crouch in the corner of the living room. |
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The girlfriend should just live by herself in a separate apartment. That way she can be "ladylike".
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The girlfriend should just live by herself in a separate apartment. That way she can be "ladylike". I'm guessing that he lives in one of those places like London where rent and house prices are ridiculous. Can't see any other reason for it, given that they both apparently have jobs. |
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well surely you would wait until work in this situation thrill? First, girls DON'T go at work, they are uncomfortable doing so. Second, when you have kids, you know they poop, right? Third, I would share your thoughts with her. Then I think you would never have to worry about her again. Do girls hold it in at work for some reason? I used to work for a huge corporation. The gals would get to talking. Turns out, NONE of us had ever pooped at work. Now, the men would disappear for a long time into their separate lavatories. Walking out, shifting everything into place. Looking very..relieved when they emerged. We would all just exchange glances. Why, never? Well, methinks we find it more embarrassing than men do. Talking it public, as it were. That is why, OP, she trusts you enough to do it at home. IN the room so designated. Not like she is making a pile on the carpet. Emergencies are a whole other deal. |
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Well I try saying something subtly to her.
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Well I try saying something subtly to her. Yeah, you do that. Like how you need to get a bigger place, or your cheapskate landlord to fit an extractor fan or something. |
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Well I try saying something subtly to her. Yeah, but what you are trying to say stinks so much that even a skunk knows it. 
"Oui! I know it, too." |
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Edited by
goodchap2
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Thu 03/27/14 03:38 PM
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well surely you would wait until work in this situation thrill? First, girls DON'T go at work, they are uncomfortable doing so. Second, when you have kids, you know they poop, right? Third, I would share your thoughts with her. Then I think you would never have to worry about her again. Do girls hold it in at work for some reason? I used to work for a huge corporation. The gals would get to talking. Turns out, NONE of us had ever pooped at work. So you would not normally go at work? Do you think she does not go at work either? Now, the men would disappear for a long time into their separate lavatories. Walking out, shifting everything into place. Looking very..relieved when they emerged. We would all just exchange glances. Why, never? Well, methinks we find it more embarrassing than men do. Talking it public, as it were. That is why, OP, she trusts you enough to do it at home. IN the room so designated. Not like she is making a pile on the carpet. Emergencies are a whole other deal. Did you never go at work? do you think this is why she goes before work? |
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Well I try saying something subtly to her. I bet your the type who takes a newspaper with you 
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well yes if at work or somewhere suitable
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well yes if at work or somewhere suitable Dude, a bathroom is a suitable place for pooping. |
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well surely you would wait until work in this situation thrill? First, girls DON'T go at work, they are uncomfortable doing so. Second, when you have kids, you know they poop, right? Third, I would share your thoughts with her. Then I think you would never have to worry about her again. Do girls hold it in at work for some reason? I used to work for a huge corporation. The gals would get to talking. Turns out, NONE of us had ever pooped at work. So you would not normally go at work? Do you think she does not go at work either? Now, the men would disappear for a long time into their separate lavatories. Walking out, shifting everything into place. Looking very..relieved when they emerged. We would all just exchange glances. Why, never? Well, methinks we find it more embarrassing than men do. Talking it public, as it were. That is why, OP, she trusts you enough to do it at home. IN the room so designated. Not like she is making a pile on the carpet. Emergencies are a whole other deal. Did you never go at work? do you think this is why she goes before work? I don't know about that but my theory is that she just wakes up in the morning and needs a dump. It's quite common really. Not all of us have your talent for scheduling bowel movements at will. |
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Well my ex did not go in the morning may be i was just lucky that way she was quite feminine, have not really thought about it much before.
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Could just casually, without fuss, slip into one of these.
Everyone wins. |
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Well my ex did not go in the morning may be i was just lucky that way she was quite feminine, have not really thought about it much before.  There is nothing unfeminine about a woman using the toilet in the bathroom of her own home.
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