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Topic: Girlfriend not pooping
Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Thu 03/27/14 02:05 PM Edited by Conrad_73 on Thu 03/27/14 02:18 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. Sunshine,I am European,but you are elevating AR to a whole another Level!

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Thu 03/27/14 02:06 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. not our fault... it's a natural function... sometimes you brits are too... cantankerous...

BrandNewJourney Joined Tue 02/25/14 Posts: 6055	Thu 03/27/14 02:06 PM
The real question is: How would you feel if it was her asking these same things of you? I am sort of amazed that you even have a girlfriend to be honest. Are you saying your poo does not stink and only hers does?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 03/27/14 02:08 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. Are you saying that female Humans in the UK don't make bowel movements?

goodchap2 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 45	Thu 03/27/14 02:08 PM
well yes its stinks but I would go at a more suitable time and place like at work or when out.

goodchap2 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 45	Thu 03/27/14 02:10 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. Are you saying that female Humans in the UK don't make bowel movements? No of course everyone does its just that most women wait until suitable time etc.

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Thu 03/27/14 02:12 PM
I have a small flat and wondered it is reasonable to ask a girlfriend not to poo when staying over? you don't want her as a GF anymore?... This.....right...if I cant shiiiit.. there..is a problem..

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Thu 03/27/14 02:12 PM Edited by 2KidsMom on Thu 03/27/14 02:14 PM
Bet I can't belch or fart or spit either. and cuss...

goodchap2 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 45	Thu 03/27/14 02:12 PM
well surely you would wait until work in this situation thrill?

Kaleijoscope Joined Fri 10/15/10 Posts: 3319	Thu 03/27/14 02:14 PM
....(kaleijoscope walks in...read...then walk away shaking her head in disbelief)....

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Thu 03/27/14 02:14 PM
Just ask her to lower her bum down into the water, before pinching one off. You know...like cutting onions under water so they don't make you cry.

goodchap2 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 45	Thu 03/27/14 02:15 PM
yes i wondered if put that in the bathroom if she would get the message with out considering it rude?

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Thu 03/27/14 02:15 PM
Just ask her to lower her bum down into the water, before pinching one off. You know...like cutting onions under water so they don't make you cry.

julie55901 Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 127	Thu 03/27/14 02:15 PM
You may want to get a few of these to put up around your flat!

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Thu 03/27/14 02:16 PM
You may want to get a few of these to put up around your flat!

goodchap2 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 45	Thu 03/27/14 02:18 PM
yes i will print that picture and put it on the bathroom door and see if she says anything.

Jesusprincessmt Joined Fri 06/21/13 Posts: 11882	Thu 03/27/14 02:18 PM
(Wow) that is all I have to say

TawtStrat Joined Fri 11/16/12 Posts: 3581	Thu 03/27/14 02:19 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. Maybe where you live mate. I live in a small flat too but would never dream of saying something like that to a woman.

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Thu 03/27/14 02:20 PM
If you end up with a constipated girlfriend, You will wish you hadn't. Maybe just stop breathing while she poops.

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Thu 03/27/14 02:21 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. LOL. No one believes this.