Too much information

You just know, without a doubt whatsoever,
when 2 people can sit side by side, holding hands,
staring deep into each others' eyes,
And poop.
It's a love that will last forever.

Yeah. That way the girlfriend's poop can hit that instead.

I have heard of "Dust in the Wind" but Holy Crap!!! LOL

Very elequont Sir.
Like some famous quote from some famous philosopher who's name escapes me.

Mingle 2 truly has entertainment value!

I have just read this whole thread from the beginning and I haven't laughed this hard in a while! This is too funny!!

Hey OP - do you not understand that people (we are talking BOTH men and women) usually go at a certain time most days! It is a normal bodily function that has a way of telling us when it's time - NOT the other way around!

So you actually believe that it is unladylike of her to poo at your place. Wow! So leaving a small amount of toilet tissue is going to solve the problem? Honestly?

Just tell her simply that you can't stand the way she smells and call it a day!!! Just be blunt and to the point!

Did I wish you good luck?

Well I do like her just not her poops. No one likes poops as such. In a man flat is quite of putting. I dated a smoker once and did not let her smoke in my flat because I did not like the smoke. However if did not mean I did not like her as a girlfriend. So like smoking if she could poop when out would be perfect.

what about a girl who picks her nose.
Would I have to go outside to do that

Well picking nose is not bad like a poop or smoking. It does not smell bad. Also pooping is the most unattractive thing a girlfriend can do its like the most unfeminine some people may say. So nose picking although not nice is a small thing really.

Karl Pooper?

Well, Damn.

This is some funny chiz but, I would sure like to sling some poo on the wall of your flat.

Just for the poo- int of it!

or just watch her do it. Have a nice day there sunshine...


She must be comfortable with you and the place if she has often right? did you ever think of candles, air fresher, maybe letting her use your shower or bath? whatever else you have to remedy the situation? A bottle brush and some soap. geez...

Well I just would prefer it if she went at a more suitable time and place. It seems a selfish thing to do in the morning in a small flat.

it takes a lot to get me mad and you sir have got me to that point. Do not ever say a woman is unladylike bc she does what GOD intended her to do. Location had nothing to do with it. I find it ungentlemanly that u would #1 ask such a stupid, vulgar, and selfish question AND #2 that u even had the audacity to question my etiquette. I attended etiquette school for years so I would advice you not to assume or make ignorant comments regarding my etiquette or anyone else's.

You sir shouldn't have a gf if u can't get ur head out of ur azz. She needs a real man.

You gota be sh:tin me. this crap is getting moor hits thin a $5 hooker

Well may be american etiquette schools teach american etiquette. Although everyone poops at some point the time and place makes for good etiquette. If you took the principle that it does not matter where and when would it be good etiquette if someone pooped on a bus in the street? Well in western countries it would not be good etiquette. And like wise when at someones house it can be bad etiquette depending on size and location of the the bathroom. So in small flat may be bad etiquette at times.

that's an excuse. Ur just pretentious. Don't talk about etiquette and then ask about bathroom manners in a public forum. Such a douche.

All of this talk about etiquette is hilarious.

That famous American philosopher Dogbert explains the origin of etiquette, which you can read by clicking here.

In fact, I prefer Dogbert's version of etiquette.

You're right. It is hilarious that a man asking about bathroom matters would say he has etiquette.