Topic: Girlfriend not pooping
Candiapples's photo
Thu 03/27/14 07:29 PM
This is no lie
I dated a guy [briefly] who would always follow me into the bathroom to see what I was doing and wouldn't leave. It was a half bath and the door had no lock. He would stand there and talk while I was [trying] to poop! "ok I like closeness hun but this is just way too much for me" A gal just needs a bit of privacy.
I got smart and used the main bathroom with a lock but still couldn't poop cuz he followed me there too and kept begging me to let him in frustrated


cabarrusmom's photo
Thu 03/27/14 07:40 PM
That's the great thing about these forums, everyone can express their opinions. Period. Bottom line is, here, it's very arrogant to say it's unladylike. You post a comment like that in a forum of people from all areas, you're going to get the feminist card. Sorry, but to think otherwise is ridiculous.

no photo
Thu 03/27/14 07:53 PM
WOW! I see I missed a big flying shitaco of a topic today. Sorry would never ask my gal not to crap at my place. Heck, I'd rather her do it at my place than in public bathroom, considering how often those get cleaned and bacteria and viruses spread through public toliets. If I must use a public toliet, damn right I'm using one of those napkins or the ole hover method.indifferent

TawtStrat's photo
Thu 03/27/14 07:57 PM

That's the great thing about these forums, everyone can express their opinions. Period. Bottom line is, here, it's very arrogant to say it's unladylike. You post a comment like that in a forum of people from all areas, you're going to get the feminist card. Sorry, but to think otherwise is ridiculous.


Right, I get it. Sexism is bad but xenophobia is what? Ladylike?

Firstly, it's one guy's opinion. Secondly, I don't think that he said anywhere that it's any better for him or anyone else to do it and the guy says that he's actually not using his own toilet, so neurotic he might be but a hypocrite he is not.

Dodo_David's photo
Thu 03/27/14 08:07 PM

This thread is dumber than my breaking wind topic AND

Sadly its getting way more HITS than my Cougar Cruise Thread Seriously??

Whats the World coming too? sad what :laughing:


huh Whats the World coming too?

Well, what would you expect from planet Earth ...






...or as we extraterrestrials say, the trailer park of the galaxy.


cabarrusmom's photo
Thu 03/27/14 08:09 PM
Let's agree to disagree. He stated it's unladylike, thus stating there's a difference based on that fact alone. Yes one man's opinion, as you can see I could care less about the fact that he had an issue with anyone crapping in his commode. My only criticism, which again on a public forum I'm perfectly allowed to state, is not that he said he had a problem with a person doing it but his gf and that it is unladylike. So, have a terrific day/night I believe you're about 11 hrs ahead of me, and good luck to you on Mingle!

HoneyFly's photo
Thu 03/27/14 09:12 PM

Let's agree to disagree.


I like her already! Pls use my restroom for any discharge. ;) BTW : Topic smells...

no photo
Fri 03/28/14 01:55 AM
I thought of an answer in my view-) well I suppose a girlfriend pooing is like a man that cries it does not fulfill the gender stereo type. In theory its true that should no more judge a woman pooping than a man crying. However attraction is discriminated. Otherwise people would have to be equal to men and women and not discriminate in there choice of partner. Buts its not job applicant so its generally considered ok to discriminate in someways such as on gender or attractive qualities one of which amongst many others would be smell etc.

Conrad_73's photo
Fri 03/28/14 01:57 AM
Man,that's a long POOP,no wonder it is smelly!laugh

NorCalSwe's photo
Fri 03/28/14 02:07 AM

I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc.


Maybe in England, the Scottish girls had no problem asking for the loo

no photo
Fri 03/28/14 03:30 AM
My flat is fine its just small so pooping is bad manners if someone else is in.

NorCalSwe's photo
Fri 03/28/14 04:03 AM

My flat is fine its just small so pooping is bad manners if someone else is in.


Quote from the movie Snatch:

Customs official: Anything to declare?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

no photo
Fri 03/28/14 06:23 AM

I have a small flat and wondered it is reasonable to ask a girlfriend not to poo when staying over?


You might want to get one of these for her. I have heard they work quite well whoa


Candiapples's photo
Fri 03/28/14 07:04 AM
Seriously speaking..
There is something yoou can get to put in the toilet water to eliminate the smell. I forgot the name but I am sure you could find it online somewhere. In my line of work, we have learned that vicks up the nose also eliminates the smell :smile:

NorCalSwe's photo
Fri 03/28/14 07:11 AM
Edited by NorCalSwe on Fri 03/28/14 07:10 AM


I have a small flat and wondered it is reasonable to ask a girlfriend not to poo when staying over?


You might want to get one of these for her. I have heard they work quite well whoa




JULIE!!!!!!! I'm shocked, shocked young lady.......laugh

teebee79's photo
Fri 03/28/14 07:34 AM

I have a small flat and wondered it is reasonable to ask a girlfriend not to poo when staying over?


hahahahaha!!!rofl OMFG!!!

ahh, sure... as long as you don't urinate !:angry:

Come the F on, man! She's a human just like you...

Get a blow up doll... if bodily functions " annoy you


teebee79's photo
Fri 03/28/14 07:38 AM


I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc.



Well traveling to the UK is off my list now slaphead


rofl rofl
Right!!!! The women aren't allowed to take a poo!
Does Gloria Allred know about this??

no1phD's photo
Fri 03/28/14 07:40 AM
.. if a lady friend comes over.. and she needs. to release the beast.. so to speak.. I would rather she did not . announce it to me..... like she would say... hey baby. where's the bathroom! I need to go drop a log.....
. the act of doing it is one thing... but painting a visual picture is another...lol

no1phD's photo
Fri 03/28/14 07:42 AM
... drop the kids off at the pool...

... have to float a boat....

... need to squeeze one off...

... pull the ripcord...

... drop a deuce....

teebee79's photo
Fri 03/28/14 07:43 AM

announce it to me..... like she would say... hey baby. where's the bathroom! I need to go drop a log.....


:laughing: Now, THAT"S unladylike!!!

We say, " Freshen up" or " powder the nose"