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Topic: Girlfriend not pooping
Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Thu 03/27/14 02:21 PM
So you'd rather she be ill instead? Wow. Holding it in can cause problems. I would never tell anyone not to, because it's a natural thing, and when you need to go, you need to go. Would YOU like it done to YOU? This means you could never live in the same place as her, because anyone who had half a brain, wouldn't surely be with someone who was uptight about people using his toilet. walks out of thread with Kaliejoscope

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45399	Thu 03/27/14 02:21 PM
well surely you would wait until work in this situation thrill? First, girls DON'T go at work, they are uncomfortable doing so. Second, when you have kids, you know they poop, right? Third, I would share your thoughts with her. Then I think you would never have to worry about her again.

goodchap2 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 45	Thu 03/27/14 02:22 PM
well i am only expecting her to wait and hour or so until at work seems quite a reasonable expectation.

BrandNewJourney Joined Tue 02/25/14 Posts: 6055	Thu 03/27/14 02:22 PM
(Wow) that is all I have to say I know right? I have been scratching my head wondering Seriously, he can't really think this is an issue

TawtStrat Joined Fri 11/16/12 Posts: 3581	Thu 03/27/14 02:22 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. Are you saying that female Humans in the UK don't make bowel movements? No of course everyone does its just that most women wait until suitable time etc. Yeah, like first thing in the morning, like most normal people.

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Thu 03/27/14 02:22 PM
well i am only expecting her to wait and hour or so until at work seems quite a reasonable expectation. I got a spot for you in my basement

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Thu 03/27/14 02:23 PM
well surely you would wait until work in this situation thrill? First, girls DON'T go at work, they are uncomfortable doing so. Second, when you have kids, you know they poop, right? Third, I would share your thoughts with her. Then I think you would never have to worry about her again. Do girls hold it in at work for some reason?

julie55901 Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 127	Thu 03/27/14 02:24 PM
When I first looked at the topic of this thread I thought there was a constipation problem

goodchap2 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 45	Thu 03/27/14 02:25 PM
well surely you would wait until work in this situation thrill? First, girls DON'T go at work, they are uncomfortable doing so. Second, when you have kids, you know they poop, right? Third, I would share your thoughts with her. Then I think you would never have to worry about her again. Do girls hold it in at work for some reason? Girls dont go at work? then why at boyfriends house?

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Thu 03/27/14 02:25 PM Edited by 2KidsMom on Thu 03/27/14 02:26 PM
I poop at work..too lmao meh...see you peeps later..ha ha time for me to clock out.... snickers*

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Thu 03/27/14 02:26 PM
This thread is drawing in people Quicker than flies to..... Poop.

BrandNewJourney Joined Tue 02/25/14 Posts: 6055	Thu 03/27/14 02:26 PM
This thread is drawing in people Quicker than flies to..... Poop.

Maria195 Joined Fri 10/04/13 Posts: 7361	Thu 03/27/14 02:26 PM
You may want to get a few of these to put up around your flat! I can't believe you're so mean...we all poop better in are own and private toilet. What would you do if she finds out you're saying all of this CRAP here?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 03/27/14 02:27 PM
here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike Dude, it is considered unladylike for a woman to share a bed with a man to whom she is not married. So, the "unladylike" excuse won't work in your case. By the way, if your girlfriend thinks that your breath stinks, then will you stop breathing while the two of you are together in the apartment?

goodchap2 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 45	Thu 03/27/14 02:27 PM
You may want to get a few of these to put up around your flat! I can't believe you're so mean...we all poop better in are own and private toilet. What would you do if she finds out you're saying all of this CRAP here? She wont find out, but I am just thinking how to tactfully out her of going.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 03/27/14 02:30 PM Edited by Dodo_David on Thu 03/27/14 02:31 PM
You may want to get a few of these to put up around your flat! but add the name "Sherlock" below it.

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 03/27/14 02:30 PM
well i am only expecting her to wait and hour or so until at work seems quite a reasonable expectation. I do hope you'll do the decent thing and buy her a shovel

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 03/27/14 02:32 PM
well i am only expecting her to wait and hour or so until at work seems quite a reasonable expectation. I do hope you'll do the decent thing and buy her a shovel Yeah, that would help her to bury his body after ... Oh forget it.

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Thu 03/27/14 02:33 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. You're not fooling anyone with that. I'm from the UK myself, and in no way do we go to the bathroom any more differently, than any other flippin country. So that's bs. You seem to love your house, more than people, but carry on.............

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Thu 03/27/14 02:34 PM
well i am only expecting her to wait and hour or so until at work seems quite a reasonable expectation. I got a spot for you in my basement can i have a spot too?