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Topic: Girlfriend not pooping
julie55901 Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 127	Mon 03/31/14 11:56 AM
She is not inflatable no. On Saturday morning after we had been up for an hour she put music on then went for a shower. I turned the music of after she 10 seconds of her closing the bathroom door. She shouted if i could turn it back on but i said i had a head ache. I then heard her flush the toilet. So went in for pee she had not been. After the shower she went to the shops to get some things think she must have pooed then. I think they are a tow individuals that deserve each other. The guy has some very strange quirks and the girl is na�ve enough to put up with them.

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Mon 03/31/14 11:56 AM
She is not inflatable no. On Saturday morning after we had been up for an hour she put music on then went for a shower. I turned the music of after she 10 seconds of her closing the bathroom door. She shouted if i could turn it back on but i said i had a head ache. I then heard her flush the toilet. So went in for pee she had not been. After the shower she went to the shops to get some things think she must have pooed then. I really am curious as to how you have time to be on a dating site, looking for a long term relationship. Seems to me, you have your hands full, monitoring your girlfriends pooping habits.

goodchap2 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 45	Mon 03/31/14 05:36 PM
She is not inflatable no. On Saturday morning after we had been up for an hour she put music on then went for a shower. I turned the music of after she 10 seconds of her closing the bathroom door. She shouted if i could turn it back on but i said i had a head ache. I then heard her flush the toilet. So went in for pee she had not been. After the shower she went to the shops to get some things think she must have pooed then. I think they are a tow individuals that deserve each other. The guy has some very strange quirks and the girl is na�ve enough to put up with them. Do you normally poop in the morning Juliee?

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Mon 03/31/14 05:47 PM
She is not inflatable no. On Saturday morning after we had been up for an hour she put music on then went for a shower. I turned the music of after she 10 seconds of her closing the bathroom door. She shouted if i could turn it back on but i said i had a head ache. I then heard her flush the toilet. So went in for pee she had not been. After the shower she went to the shops to get some things think she must have pooed then. I really am curious as to how you have time to be on a dating site, looking for a long term relationship. Seems to me, you have your hands full, monitoring your girlfriends pooping habits. lolololol I just spit my Pepsi out laughing lol too funny pancho

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Mon 03/31/14 08:21 PM
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julie55901 Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 127	Tue 04/01/14 08:05 AM
She is not inflatable no. On Saturday morning after we had been up for an hour she put music on then went for a shower. I turned the music of after she 10 seconds of her closing the bathroom door. She shouted if i could turn it back on but i said i had a head ache. I then heard her flush the toilet. So went in for pee she had not been. After the shower she went to the shops to get some things think she must have pooed then. I think they are a tow individuals that deserve each other. The guy has some very strange quirks and the girl is na�ve enough to put up with them. Do you normally poop in the morning Juliee? OMG ... I am not going there!!!

TawtStrat Joined Fri 11/16/12 Posts: 3581	Tue 04/01/14 08:16 AM
She did not poop this weekend. Yeah, sorry. That was me.

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Tue 04/01/14 08:17 AM
She is not inflatable no. On Saturday morning after we had been up for an hour she put music on then went for a shower. I turned the music of after she 10 seconds of her closing the bathroom door. She shouted if i could turn it back on but i said i had a head ache. I then heard her flush the toilet. So went in for pee she had not been. After the shower she went to the shops to get some things think she must have pooed then. I think they are a tow individuals that deserve each other. The guy has some very strange quirks and the girl is na�ve enough to put up with them. Do you normally poop in the morning Juliee? OMG ... I am not going there!!! Don't woryy Julie, he wouldn't let you go there anyway. He won't let his girlfriend go there so we've got no chance

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 04/01/14 08:18 AM
She is not inflatable no. On Saturday morning after we had been up for an hour she put music on then went for a shower. I turned the music of after she 10 seconds of her closing the bathroom door. She shouted if i could turn it back on but i said i had a head ache. I then heard her flush the toilet. So went in for pee she had not been. After the shower she went to the shops to get some things think she must have pooed then. I think they are a tow individuals that deserve each other. The guy has some very strange quirks and the girl is na�ve enough to put up with them. I think the OP is full of the brown stuff. Why would someone sign up on a dating site just to talk about their gf's bowel movements?

julie55901 Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 127	Tue 04/01/14 08:23 AM
She is not inflatable no. On Saturday morning after we had been up for an hour she put music on then went for a shower. I turned the music of after she 10 seconds of her closing the bathroom door. She shouted if i could turn it back on but i said i had a head ache. I then heard her flush the toilet. So went in for pee she had not been. After the shower she went to the shops to get some things think she must have pooed then. I think they are a tow individuals that deserve each other. The guy has some very strange quirks and the girl is na�ve enough to put up with them. Do you normally poop in the morning Juliee? OMG ... I am not going there!!! Don't woryy Julie, he wouldn't let you go there anyway. He won't let his girlfriend go there so we've got no chance Haha ... I didn't think about the double meaning of "going" when I posted that

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Tue 04/01/14 08:26 AM
She is not inflatable no. On Saturday morning after we had been up for an hour she put music on then went for a shower. I turned the music of after she 10 seconds of her closing the bathroom door. She shouted if i could turn it back on but i said i had a head ache. I then heard her flush the toilet. So went in for pee she had not been. After the shower she went to the shops to get some things think she must have pooed then. I think they are a tow individuals that deserve each other. The guy has some very strange quirks and the girl is na�ve enough to put up with them. I think the OP is full of the brown stuff. Why would someone sign up on a dating site just to talk about their gf's bowel movements? He could be kinky, or constipated

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 04/01/14 08:34 AM
She is not inflatable no. On Saturday morning after we had been up for an hour she put music on then went for a shower. I turned the music of after she 10 seconds of her closing the bathroom door. She shouted if i could turn it back on but i said i had a head ache. I then heard her flush the toilet. So went in for pee she had not been. After the shower she went to the shops to get some things think she must have pooed then. I think they are a tow individuals that deserve each other. The guy has some very strange quirks and the girl is na�ve enough to put up with them. I think the OP is full of the brown stuff. Why would someone sign up on a dating site just to talk about their gf's bowel movements? He could be kinky, or constipated He should have her wear diapers.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 04/01/14 08:36 AM
You should feed her some Alli pills (orlistat)! She will leak oil like the Exxon Valdez!!