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Topic: Girlfriend not pooping
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Fri 03/28/14 06:37 PM
You're right. It is hilarious that a man asking about bathroom matters would say he has etiquette. WWDD* *Stands for "What would Dogbert do?"

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Fri 03/28/14 06:43 PM
He would say fk this st

Ouizee Joined Sat 08/18/12 Posts: 4080	Sat 03/29/14 08:40 AM
Hey OP - your girlfriend was coming over last night and you were going to ask her! So what's the scoop?

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Sat 03/29/14 08:49 AM
I agree with many others on this thread. You can't say you're classy, and then talk all day about pooh. That would make people want to back away from you. They'd start questioning whether you're sophisticated at all. You're really lowering yourself here. About as classy as mud.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 03/29/14 09:06 AM Edited by no1phD on Sat 03/29/14 09:13 AM
Well may be american etiquette schools teach american etiquette. Although everyone poops at some point the time and place makes for good etiquette. If you took the principle that it does not matter where and when would it be good etiquette if someone pooped on a bus in the street? Well in western countries it would not be good etiquette. And like wise when at someones house it can be bad etiquette depending on size and location of the the bathroom. So in small flat may be bad etiquette at times. . . . but you are not talking about a point of etiquette... it only applies for the first one or two times.. at a new friends house.. once you have established a friendship... the code of conduct . of friendship applies.... if your guy friend comes over... and says he needs to ..drop... a deuce really badly... what do you tell ...him... to hold it.in...sometimes in life you just can't hold it...

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Sat 03/29/14 09:07 AM
God help you if you ever end up having I.B.S/Chrons Disease.

Maria195 Joined Fri 10/04/13 Posts: 7361	Sat 03/29/14 10:59 AM
I think you should go and do your business (#2) in the back of the woods while your girlfriend is doing hers there in your place

red_lace Joined Sat 04/17/10 Posts: 7247	Sat 03/29/14 11:00 AM
This is some funny ****! :D

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Sat 03/29/14 11:26 AM
Hey OP - your girlfriend was coming over last night and you were going to ask her! So what's the scoop? What's the scoop? This is:

adi3308 Joined Sat 03/29/14 Posts: 1	Sat 03/29/14 02:29 PM
hi

luckyinlife2011 Joined Sat 09/29/12 Posts: 1	Sat 03/29/14 06:11 PM
Funniest...poop....I have read in a long time! Thanks for the laughs! Oh and what IS the scoop on the poop.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sat 03/29/14 06:29 PM
yes i would normally go at work. Its like being like one room I find it unfeminine. It's difficult for me to believe that you actually have a girlfriend ^THIS

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sat 03/29/14 06:33 PM
I see your are mainly american on here in the UK pooping is considered quite unladylike like so may be there is different etiquette etc. it takes a lot to get me mad and you sir have got me to that point. Do not ever say a woman is unladylike bc she does what GOD intended her to do. Location had nothing to do with it. I find it ungentlemanly that u would #1 ask such a stupid, vulgar, and selfish question AND #2 that u even had the audacity to question my etiquette. I attended etiquette school for years so I would advice you not to assume or make ignorant comments regarding my etiquette or anyone else's. You sir shouldn't have a gf if u can't get ur head out of ur azz. She needs a real man. did she really say #2? calm down klc...context is everything...lol tho I will say that I was hoping to return more intelligent topics being that this a "supposed" adult forum...

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Sat 03/29/14 08:20 PM
did she really say #2? calm down klc...context is everything...lol tho I will say that I was hoping to return more intelligent topics being that this a "supposed" adult forum... Intelligent topics on this site?

goodchap2 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 45	Sun 03/30/14 08:53 AM
She did not poop this weekend.

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sun 03/30/14 08:58 AM
She did not poop this weekend. really, now that is a surprise

julie55901 Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 127	Sun 03/30/14 03:51 PM
She did not poop this weekend. She didn't poop? Are you sure your "girlfriend" isn't inflatable???

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sun 03/30/14 03:52 PM
She did not poop this weekend. She didn't poop? Are you sure your "girlfriend" isn't inflatable??? she keeps going down on him - oops

goodchap2 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 45	Mon 03/31/14 11:43 AM
She is not inflatable no. On Saturday morning after we had been up for an hour she put music on then went for a shower. I turned the music of after she 10 seconds of her closing the bathroom door. She shouted if i could turn it back on but i said i had a head ache. I then heard her flush the toilet. So went in for pee she had not been. After the shower she went to the shops to get some things think she must have pooed then.

teebee79 Joined Wed 11/07/12 Posts: 2179	Mon 03/31/14 11:46 AM
She is not inflatable no. On Saturday morning after we had been up for an hour she put music on then went for a shower. I turned the music of after she 10 seconds of her closing the bathroom door. She shouted if i could turn it back on but i said i had a head ache. I then heard her flush the toilet. So went in for pee she had not been. After the shower she went to the shops to get some things think she must have pooed then. My goodness you're a real person! I thought you were just having fun with the mingle group