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Sun 10/12/14 04:21 PM
I wish you much love and happiness! flowerforyou

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Mon 09/29/14 05:34 PM
Way da go jrt! Whatever way one chooses to quit is great if it works!
But 'ya gotta want it real bad! To quit, that is.
I quit smoking 6.5 years ago and it was one of the hardest things to do!
Congrats, for sure. flowerforyou

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Wed 09/24/14 05:24 PM
Happy Birthday Zion! flowerforyou

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Mon 09/22/14 04:30 PM
thunder

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Sun 09/21/14 06:44 PM

Let me say this most men pull scams. ..................... Men are pigs from hell!


JDR - There are thousands of women that pull scams - it is NOT unique to men at all.
With your last sentence, what the heck are you doing on a dating site?
Putting your best foot forward I see!

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Sun 09/21/14 06:07 PM
Dear Simplething - we all (men and women alike) get hit on by scammers. They are not picky at all as to who they go after. They can pretend to be whomever or whatever they like, whatever age, etc. and they can be women pretending to be men or vice versa - whatever they think might work. They'll tell you everything they think you want to hear. Sounds almost perfect but in your gut you know it doesn't feel right.
There are scammers on all dating sites and chat sites all over the web! Please be careful and of course don't let them draw you away to "better" communicate on your own personal e-mail account. And never send them money even if it's just a few dollars!

There are awesome people in the forums both men and women and it's a great place to chat about everything or nothing, play word games, etc. These are real people who really do care.
Welcome to Mingle2 and I hope you do find what or who you are looking for. flowerforyou

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Sat 09/20/14 04:45 PM
truffles

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Sat 09/20/14 04:44 PM
Edited by Ouizee on Sat 09/20/14 04:44 PM
drool

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Sat 09/20/14 04:42 PM
Hope I'm not too late for the party!!! drinks

Hope you have an awesome birthday missy! flowerforyou

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Wed 09/17/14 03:47 PM
or dig... :laughing:

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Sat 09/06/14 06:01 PM
did someone say ... BACON?

I so wish it were true! drool

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Sat 09/06/14 05:57 PM
Edited by Ouizee on Sat 09/06/14 05:58 PM
Queene, it is truly a blessing that this "old bf" is still in your heart.
Alcoholism would have pushed away most people from his life.

May God bless you and your friend!
I will keep you both in my thoughts and in my prayers. flowerforyou

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Fri 08/29/14 08:47 AM
Have a great birthday! It's your day, so enjoy! flowerforyou

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Fri 08/29/14 08:44 AM
It took me a minute ... my first thought was on a cruise ship ... I obviously have never been! haha

and then it dawned on me ... omg noway Well that would have freaked her out! :laughing:

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Tue 08/26/14 03:23 PM
blushing Dammmmmm! It took me a while to even see the book! frustrated :laughing:

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Mon 08/25/14 05:13 PM
bad boys

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Mon 08/25/14 03:55 PM
This reminds me of what my mother used to often tell me. flowerforyou

Yesterday is the past - can't change it, so accept it for what it was, good and bad and move on.

Tomorrow is the future and it never comes - it's always just a day away.

Today is the present - it's a gift, so live it with your heart and soul.

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Sat 08/23/14 09:38 AM

hahahahahahaha
I just had one.
All true :-)

(They send you home with pictures of the inside of your colon.)
I am thinking of reprinting as Christmas cards...


If you do, I sooooooooo want one!!!! hahahahaha

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Fri 08/22/14 11:18 AM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Fri 08/22/14 10:48 AM
On the subject of Colonoscopies...
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous...... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!'

2.. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.

And the best one of all.

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

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