watch ya back romeo, I think he likes to put it up the butt!!! hahahahaha.

Hahaha what the ****? I will tell you this when I was 24 and in a stable career I was getting hit on left and right... Then again I owe that to my dog and then the car....

I want a lot of snow but I live in Houston now :(.

I got to see some good looking women tonight. I am happy.

If the steelers make the superbowl with that offense I'm just going to hate life. They look sooooooo bad it's not even funny.

He never ever said he was better than elway he said he's got a stronger arm than elway and favre in his best day. It could be true the man does have a rocket.

No hun Brodeur is the hockey god. Bow down to the best team ever, bow down to the best goalie ever to play in the nhl.

Hahahaha oh man that's just too much. Hate to burst your bubble dude, not only am I a dude, but I'm not gay or bisexual. I won't be marrying certainly not any dudes and as long as I don't fall victim to some beautiful woman who convinces me marriage is a good thing I won't be getting married at all.

fear

I've also tried this technique and it does seem to work to some effect. For example I would constantly drive up and down the same streets when we got tired of walking. *my dog has trouble walking for 10 hours straight plus you know the car gives off the appearance that I'm not drunk, I'm responsible, I look nice, I take care of my equipment, etc...* Anyway I was walking down the same street that I would normally walk down and a girl yells from her roof to come see the dog. She runs down the stairs across the street and she's ****ing hot. First thing she told me was she has seen me walk past her house and drive past her house for like the last 30 days but she could never get up enough courage and talk to me. I got to hit on her and talk with her for like 15 minutes and then some douchebag dude came down the stairs got to the edge of the door gave me this evil ****ing look, she turned to him and walked away from me almost instantaneously. This then led to her friend calling down from the roof who tried interrupting us as we were talking about what my mission in life is. She was wondering if I used my dog as a dating device. I was like I don't know maybe. Then she said somethin smart so I got her real good.

See my dog's name is snuggles but her last name is deez nuts so if I really want to make a girl laugh I have that game to do so but it can be quite evil as well so I'm not sure when to play that card and when not to you know?

Walking down the same party streets also got me reoognition from fraternities and houses. My dog was welcome in about 50 different houses upon like the 14 blocks we walked on. It was pretty neat but you know never sealed the deal. Everyone at the local dog park knew my dog by name.

I've moved away from there though :(. I just moved to a brand new place so I sorta have to start over ya know? However, I don't want to take the next 2 years of my dog's puppy life to find cool people again. It took a long time in NY mostly because 75% of the time it was too cold or raining to do anything. Plus college wouldn't stay in session forever so there went another 15%.

I don't push hard at all. I think I may not say enough because I'm intimidated at first and by the time I catch myself they're gone or if I am involved in a conversation got one who's really interested here comes the friend dun dun stops wedding bells you know?

If it truly bothers you move on. I hold them in as best as I can but I will say this, during sex it's not possible to hold it unless you want me to just stop for a minute or so which I think would be really awkward but then again so is the noise so I'm not sure which one to do.

As for farting outloud I'm not going to say it never happens but I'd say I'm pretty good at holding it in. Same as burping. I think both are extremely disgusting and people that find them funny *girls and guys* aren't people I usually hang around with.

For example, I don't think I've ever heard any of my friends fart and I'm so not kidding about this and I've known my best friend for about 18 years.

Now my dog on the otherhand, that is truly funny because we're leaving the room before the smell hits us. Her ass needs more than cork.

I don't play games.

never.

No no no no no no no no! I can't go out in public like that man. I think it would be too much and might drive people away. Imagine if you got approached by 500 people in one day. It gets ridiculous. I think if I was to wear a shirt like that more people would be less likely to come over. I'm dressing right, I know this. I'm acting right, I know this. I just don't know how to seal the ****ing deal and wearing a shirt like that man if the number drops I would be more pissed than I am right now because at least I made like 300 people smile.

If I get the chance to flirt I do, but I don't always get that chance. It's like a split second and they're gone.

Although I did have like 10 minutes to really get this girl I mean she totally left her friends all alone and was by herself but I didn't even know if she had a boyfriend. I don't know what is wrong with me :(.

I have game if like I have time you know? Give me 30 minutes with the girl and I'd be fine but shortening it is like just too little time to do anything and like I said, I'm not the one approaching they're.

I would be better if I had gotten at least one phone number :(. I fail at life.

I've really thought about this before like instead of trying to speak to these girls just hand them my number but uhm nope never got the balls to do it. Plus again I think I would have a real problem if the cards started slipping up and getting handed to different people and then I would really be freaked out. I don't know if I could just hand random strangers my number especially the multitudes of people that approach me. If I was only approached by like 5 people a day I'd be alright but like for example at the last place I lived, I would walk outside of my apartment to an all girls college parking lot. Almost every single girl at that college knew my dog's name and if I did the card thing that would get around so quickly... I just don't want to ruin my reputation either I mean if some guy was like handing out his number to random strangers, I'd think playa right away. I always laugh when really drunk guys and girls are leaving the club and the girl is about to get in the car and then said drunk guy approaches and is slurring his words left and right finally producing a number. Then again these aren't the kind of girls I would ever give my number too but still I mean I just can't do that. I don't know what's wrong with me :(.

Ok so I failed again tonight.

I am not shy, that's not my problem. My problem is I can't seem to find the correct words to seal the deal.

Example of me not shy. 3 hot girls at gas station, I pull up because they're hot. I get out turn off the music and ask them where things are *because honestly I don't know.* They invited me to a club sorta and I followed them. *freakin awesome* totally never sealed the deal with any of them. Then I walked around, found some band members, asked for more stuff of course band members had girlfriends, and then approached by more girls with guys so I don't hit on them, and then I go back to that club. Find out it's a bar and a coffee shop and the dog is welcome outside. Ashtrays, plus bar, plus coffee=best place in the world+ dog :). So I found my calling in a brand new city. Then I totally bombed because the girl was hot... This one girl had to scream from across the entire place to get my attention. She was freakin gorgeous. As for remembering what people wear this is very easy. She had on a top that didn't show cleavage well at least not to normal guys. I'm a special guy though so when they bend over I'm totally looking down. Of course I see everything as usual. However, when standing straight up, you couldn't see any. Anyway, she had on really really short short that were white and see through. Tan legs and skinny as can be. I really dug her but I never even got her name. We talked for about 10 minutes, I even learned where she lived but I couldn't seal the deal.

As for walking around with a sign on my dog. Yeah I don't know if that would start to have negative effects on people approaching me. You must understand I go out for 1 hour and I get approached by anywhere from 30-100 people inside of that hour time span. I've had people run off of roofs across the street just to meet me and my dog and yet I can't seal the deal. I'm horrible at this.

As for hot girls not being approached. I do believe this is true however, I'm not approaching said hot girl where I have taken the courage lesson. They approach me immediately upon seeing me. There is no time to take to catch my breath and go ok this one is ****ing hot time to seal the deal pre plan what to say etc... Nope it's spontaneous spur of the moment conversation and I think that's what kills me. If I had like 30 seconds to look at them and then make my move towards them everything would be awesome. I have like 10 seconds at most to start talking. It's horrible :(. I don't know how to fix it.

I don't know if other people have the same luck as me.

As for walking around with 2,000 people in a town, you're wasting your time. You will walk more and meet less. You must bring dog to social atmosphere where people are gathered. I'm an expert at this. However, your dog must be able to be ok with this. I don't recommend what I do because you must train your dog to be sociable around EVERYONE! I don't care what ethnicity, I don't care if they're bums or thugs, your dog must behave at all times. If it misbehaves you will have extreme problems. See my dog is trained to be around over 5,000 people at once. I introduced her at a very very very young age to people and pets. Remember it's not just people, there might be other dogs, there might be distractions. Your dog can't be fearful of people. It can't bark or cause loud disturbances. It can not just go to the bathroom whenever it feels like. It must be trained. On top of this, your dog must be approachable and lovable. I'd say out of 2,000 people who see me and my dog 1,950 will say something 50 will totally ignore. Out of those 2,000 congregated 500-700 will approach, 75 will run away or get rude with some crazy comment like *you better hold your dog, yo that mother****a better not bite me or I will **** you up, etc.*

Tonight I only met about 50 people on the street in one hour time and maybe 40 by vehicle. I'm extremely hard to miss with the co-pilot and the top down doing tricks and waving at people and girls blowing kisses and the dog chillin. I just suck at getting past the initial part. I also tend to think the girls may not even be interested in me because I've had so many experiences failing. It's starting to really bug me and I don't know how to fix it.

I wish hot dogs still came in 10 I used the leftovers with mac n cheese.

I make my own, but I use a secret ingredient and that ingredient is fritos!!! :) The greatest invention to chili ever! It not only adds salt which is what every chili needs but more importantly it stops chili of being like a soup dish. It makes it crunchy gives it plenty of flavor but most importantly it changes the texture of what people are used to. You can use scoops or you can break them up. Just don't let them sit in there and get too soggy. It might not taste that good kind of like cereal.

Just because you're taken doesn't mean anything :). ALthough I don't email girls who are taken because I would feel horrible for the guy.