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Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Fri 11/16/12 10:21 AM
getting maried at 22 is like leaving Party at 9:30.

DeepTheNerd Joined Mon 08/13/12 Posts: 243	Fri 11/16/12 10:33 AM
Only if you know how to party man! Its always better to dig the bone out than stand at the entrance of a big bbq party and keep wagging your tail in hope. Hope gets nowhere dude!

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sat 11/17/12 04:58 AM
Only if you know how to party man! Its always better to dig the bone out than stand at the entrance of a big bbq party and keep wagging your tail in hope. Hope gets nowhere dude! same 2 u?

DeepTheNerd Joined Mon 08/13/12 Posts: 243	Sat 11/17/12 08:34 AM
Yea, sure.. But i rather like nodding head n running in circles around the cows of milk ! He he

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sat 11/17/12 10:47 AM
the best way 2 stay young . . . . . Lie ua age.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 11/20/12 12:03 AM
A day without sunshine AS EVERYONE KNOW IT IS ALWAYS night.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 12/02/12 10:23 AM
Our 1 leg is in Our past nd 1 on aur Future Thats y v r Pissing on aur Present. . muv on dude.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 12/03/12 10:12 AM Edited by Prez_21 on Mon 12/03/12 10:12 AM
A vergine Girl of 18 year old. . . . should be bigggest oneline Joke.

HeadnHeart Joined Wed 06/02/10 Posts: 1270	Mon 12/03/12 02:26 PM
3 little monkeys, jumpin on the bed, Looks like one fell off and bumped his head....really hard too.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 12/04/12 10:40 AM
Destiny Is Lyk Last drop of Pee. . NO matter hw hard u try 2 stop but it always fall In Ua Shortz

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Wed 12/12/12 10:28 AM
they said Change start from you. Yes i wana make welthy world. . . 1st me.

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Wed 12/12/12 03:25 PM
A sperm whale attacked a submarine. He bit the tip off it and sucked out all the seamen.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 12/13/12 04:00 AM
there are 3 thing are imp 4 being human ability, responsibiliy, and stupidity

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 12/17/12 09:15 AM
Lady teacher 100% atendence 5%perfomance

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 12/18/12 10:38 AM
There Are Always 1woman Behind successful man. . . . and many of unsuccesful man

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 12/31/12 12:10 PM
bitc* that was trailor U cant handle my whole attitude.

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 12/31/12 02:28 PM
People who live in glass houses should close the curtains before going to the bathroom. The Pollen Count.......That's a difficult job!!! NEVER give up your seat for a lady........That's how I lost my job as a bus driver. Was at my new girlfriends for Christmas dinner. Her mother said, "How many potatoes would you like?" I said, "Just the one." She replied. "You don't have to be so polite." I answered, "Okay. I'll just have one you fat cow!" In my family, I'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older than me!!! They are mixed race parents. My father prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani. I was wondering...... Why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Wed 01/02/13 07:53 AM
People who live in glass houses should close the curtains before going to the bathroom. The Pollen Count.......That's a difficult job!!! NEVER give up your seat for a lady........That's how I lost my job as a bus driver. Was at my new girlfriends for Christmas dinner. Her mother said, "How many potatoes would you like?" I said, "Just the one." She replied. "You don't have to be so polite." I answered, "Okay. I'll just have one you fat cow!" In my family, I'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older than me!!! They are mixed race parents. My father prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani. I was wondering...... Why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me. Stand out comedy seriously go out of the class.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 01/03/13 09:51 AM
never trust on fb girl she gona poke u in Real lyf.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 01/03/13 09:55 AM
there is always 1animal who hate ur everything and that called as wife.