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STRESS -when wife is pregnant
TENSION -when girlfriend is pregnant PANIC -when both are pregnant |
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Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the butt I might have to kiss tomorrow -WORKER'S PRAYER
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Familiarity breeds contempt....and babies!
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everybody knows the best marriage is one between a def husband and a blind wife..clinton wood..i like this one.
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Practice safe texts; use commas
(rhymes with) Practice safe sex; use condoms |
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If you lived each day as if it were your last someday you just might be right
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Having a wife is part of living But having a wife and a girlfriend is the Art of Living
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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her -QUOTE
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Don't worry about the world ending today It's already tomorrow in Australia
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I think I lost my mind cause you're looking good right now lol
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you are here for learn and study.
nope v r here becouse it law . |
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He says...
Why buy the whole Cow when I'm gettin' the..... milk for free... She says... Why buy the whole Pig when all I'm gettin' is a.... little sausage... |
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Irish toast:
"Heres to our wives, heres to our girlfriends. May they never meet!" |
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