Sorry. That has, Vote For Jeb Bush, written all over it.
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So, I've started spamming Nigerian email addresses with this:
Have 50 boxes of ZMapp experimental Ebola vaccine. Need to send to you. Please send deeds and all legal documents for your property to me so I know where to send them. All the best ZMapp Distribution Services So the US is to send 3,000 troops to help combat Ebola. Does anyone else get the feeling they don't know what Ebola is? BBC Headline today; "US to send 50 experts to fight Ebola today." BBC Headline tomorrow; "Over 1,000 Africans killed in friendly fire incident; Ebola gets away to Portugal." So, there's a problem in Africa with the rapidly spreading Ebola virus... And there's a problem in Iraq and Syria with a militant group of terrorists who can't be stopped from spreading... Why don't we send some of the African delegates over to Iraq to commence peace talks and see if two problems can become a solution for all of us? |
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If this Ebola fad takes off, Liberals, nationwide, can celebrate the great job Barry did for the economy of the USofA. A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the intensive care unit at the local hospital. The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone and answers it. We've received the results from your tests, says the doctor on the other end of the line. Bad news,you have Ebola. Oh, my God, cries the man. Doc! What am I going to do? Don't worry. First, we're going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes, and pita bread, says the doctor. Will that cure me? No, but it's the only food we'll be able to get under the door. Jenny McCarthy speaks out against developing an Ebola vaccine from her new home on Easter Island @absrdNEWS If you or a loved one has Ebola you may be entitled to a cash settlement. Now that the news channels have shown you an image of the Ebola virus, you should have no problem avoiding it altogether. #nobola Dallas confirmed the first diagnosed case of Ebola in the United States. Let's hope the hysteria doesn't drive Sue Ellen back to the drink. Her name was Ebola She was a showgirl With yellow mucus in her hair And a blood pouring down to there #Copacabana Ebola patient kicked out of hospital for not having health insurance. @absrdNEWS Tee shirts now available. Border fence plans changed. Now, the plan is to fence in Texas. |
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I'm going to take an educated guess, And say maybe...sometimes. If I wouldn't do her, I wouldn't want to live with her. The cashier asked if I wanted paper or plastic. Told her, she better make it paper. Suffocating the old lady is still agin da law. Besides, she never looks good in blue. Can't help it, but this did make me laugh. Out loud. You're a bad bad boy! Yer one sick pup. |
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lmfao. Story of my life. Most men are intimidated by my intelligence in real life. Defensive. eta: (edited to add) hence, backwoods guys up here are really few and far between that can keep my interest without mind games or Ego. I admire your wisdom and intelligence. You're also a cool broad any good old redneck would want watching his back. |
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I'm going to take an educated guess, And say maybe...sometimes. If I wouldn't do her, I wouldn't want to live with her. The cashier asked if I wanted paper or plastic. Told her, she better make it paper. Suffocating the old lady is still agin da law. Besides, she never looks good in blue. |
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I'm going to take an educated guess, And say maybe...sometimes. If I wouldn't do her, I wouldn't want to live with her. The cashier asked if I wanted paper or plastic. Told her, she better make it paper. Suffocating the old lady is still agin da law. |
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Welcome.
On sites, I don't look past my own city. Where are you trying to land? |
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Topic:
Good & Obedient Wives
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Ah, so wise.
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Yup.
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All that's needed to convict a man of rape is a woman claiming she didn't consent of sex and sperm being matched to the accused.
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I personally think the bodies should be cremated. fire would kill all bacterias. Have to ask you this is fletta an operative she seems to find us amusing... if she is from canada maybe a cameron supporter??? man this cloak and dagger stuff gets deep round here she said end of transmission pgp I may be a little behind... 4 coffins??? She's cool in my book. Just very intelligent and computer savy. I always enjoy reading Mr davidben1 |
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I personally think the bodies should be cremated. fire would kill all bacterias.
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A 50 to 90% mortality rate in the Dallas/Ft Worth area sure would look good on Barry's jobs created resume, no?
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Topic:
How to avoid DIVORCE...
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Don't do something stupid and get married..... Why didn't you tell me that forty years ago? |
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Topic:
How to avoid DIVORCE...
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When I was married, the cashier asked me if I wanted a bag.
Told her thanks, but no. I already had one waiting out in the truck. |
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Edited by
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This is from the CDC as well. Incubation to death is an average of 12 days. ... By your chart 100% of them die after 12 days. I could not find anything within the CDC site that would give a timeline or a chart... They do say that it kills between 50% -90% of the people that contacted Ebola.. And seems the length of time depends on what care they were getting and if it was caught in the early stages.. Which even the early stages it is hard for them to detect. Ohh and I would like to see your source on the chart it is not from CDC. Oh yea it is actually from ...........VOA News instead... yeppiers one I would trust http://www.voanews.com/content/experimental-anti-ebola-serum-used-to-treat-us-patients/1971965.html The source of the picture is printed on the picture. PS Where, on that chart is there any mention of 100%. Mah eyes must not bes a'woikin real good. Nevermind. You are absolutely right. Carry on. |
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I know we are all tired of continual attacks on our liberties.. as citizens we need to see that this is incompetence at all levels.... Now you Gubment worshipers will start to wake up out of your Deeep SLEEP.. and snap out of the media induced pap... but this time it might be too late... I believe this is just the first round... more to follow.... no response in print no cancelation of flights no enforcement of laws we have had in place forever... they cant even enforce their own law. Just heard perry he is misinformed... this is an airborne virus... all ready proven... tests all ready done... this was a don't panic everythings OK message... still no quarentine of all people that came in contact with this individual... now a second... now 12 more still no border closing still no cancellation of flights.. this is a complicent response from perry.... both sides are playing us... do not want to enforce law that has been here for 200 plus years I know one thing fer certain. I see my error in trying to reason with liberals on this. Let them sleep. Dancing with the Stars is on. That'll keep 'em calm. Libs. Don't listen to me. Matter of fact, do exactly the reverse of what I have posted. |
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the uk, france, dubai/ have shut all flights out of west africa... they are taking action>>> where is perry??? waiting.... waiting... waiting borders still open... both sides complicit so this is is a crime against humanity... have listened to media clips... disgusting.. they dont know what they are talking about... its called Quarantine...this is classified as biological warfare.... now you know why tv is the enemy cancel flights or this is going to get out of hand they will never follow their own law... By now, it'd probably be a good idea to stop all flights into and out of Dallas. I would also recommend a full quarantine of the Dallas/Ft Worth area. |
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This is from the CDC as well.
Incubation to death is an average of 12 days. |
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