Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS | |
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I have some powdered water but i don't know what to add
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If she think 69 is Just a number . . Bro she's too young . . |
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Ok what the hell is he talking about
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hate like u live 4ever lv like u die tomarrow. |
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Edited by
isaac_dede
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Mon 08/19/13 12:06 PM
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"i'm so unlucky I'd fall into a bucket of boobs and come up sucking my thumb!"
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I am from the Government,I am here to help!
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Gud1 dude
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wenever I got d ri8 answer. EXAM are Over. |
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I just got back from a pleasure trip. I was taking my mother-in-law to the airport.
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a Fast and furious Drunk n drive Case was Closed after Judge got knew that he was on way toward In-law's house |
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before sex u help yo partener to uncloth theirself. But aft sex u cloth yoself .
Logic : No one help u wen u got ****ed |
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Sex is not a game. IN GAME WHO DO first Wins. But In Sex ? |
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I was going to go to wal mart but I couldn't find my pajamas.
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***** yo ***** hav more costemer than fb hav users ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
Prez_21
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Tue 08/27/13 11:03 AM
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1nce my liveR talking 2 my kidney ? ?
u r aashole ? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Twenty-One Presidents
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there r two kind of people on social sites. 1. who hav friends request.
2. male ![]() |
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4 out of 3 people struggle with math
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Why mexicans only cross im threes over the boarder? because there is no tres-passing.
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Whats the cubans national anthem? Row row row your boat.
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