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| Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS | |
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my gf dnt gv 2 touch her.
If My Girlfriend turnout an Prostitute I wonder how she servive on Just 2000$ at year. |
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I'm a lazy texter. Unless you're cute, or I like you.
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yes she was mine until she start knwing abt me
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u did it ? Me :no teacher :then
why u laughing. . . Me: becouse who ever did that freaking genious |
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early u break up that early u wake up |
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Wil i go throug hell !
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When you can't change the girl. Change the Girl. |
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THE MAIN THING IS THAT THE KEEP MAIN THING AS MAIN |
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THE MAIN THING IS THAT THE KEEP MAIN THING AS MAIN |
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I still miss my ex-wife. But I visit the shooting range daily and my aim is improving.
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I call she's busy she called me recieved she dnt talk, We chat always in error netwrk, we meet with 20 other friends Thats called indian Romance
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I haven't seen a smile that pretty in a while--- Its never worked but for some dumb reason I still blurt that out once in a while.. lol
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I thing yahoo Cant google all things
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Girl left me bt am nt sad , my heart nt from china
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I killed her with toster ! sumtyms I feel sad ! more tym am hungry
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yo know it tym to move on when You call her at 3am and her fone sound busy
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Success Is like Fart. . . U can adjust wid it . . .if its yo own ! |
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To my ex who tripped in the fireplace: Hey you should wear that more often, it soots you! Fireside irons hurt!
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What can I buy w/a one dollar?
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when
My family hav problem they think there is d only one solution to evry problm :throw: that phone n listen us.
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