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       you are here for learn and study. 
 
  nope v r here becouse it law .  | 
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     Sex is never answer for anything. . . answer is YES LETS DO IT.  | 
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       if u think u can do it then u can do it. if u think u cant !! u r right.
 
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      If u does not plan it. . And if it happen. Plan it in future . Or tel it in past
     
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      fight for wat u want ! bt why the lock me !
 
  I was just near to cops Gun  | 
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        UPDATE YOUR STATUS
       
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     आज का दिन बहूत अच्छा रहा  | 
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     no matter in how bad mood I am ! bt when i c boobs its make me absulutaly fresh !  | 
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      @bangbeng wat r u talkin bout. ?
     
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       I want to study hard. But exam came in my way . 
     
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      A penny saved a penny earn a penny earn a penny spend a penny enjoyed. 
     
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     are u new english teacher? . . . ? Yes I are  
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     They said God looking us everywhere ! So nw am just wearing dipers everywhere  | 
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        Funny Facts <3 <3
       
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     there are about 7 billion pal in world n i just lyk having 3 friends  | 
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       I LOVE KIDS
 
  fried with extra cheez.  | 
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     Supergirls are very poor 1st they don't alow to hav Boyfriend , 2nd they dont hav fingers !  | 
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        Edited by
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        Thu 10/03/13 02:26 AM
       
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        scientist proved that there is Ice on moon ! So v just need wine.
 
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      Chalange yoself dont be safe little *****. .  
     
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       my wife is an angel .  oh sory mine still alive     
      
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       woman want money but girl want love  man want both  girl and woman 
     
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