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Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 10/14/12 12:20 AM
Taking revenge Is very very bad. . . Very bad. . . But verry verry Fun

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 10/14/12 02:37 AM
they say's Marry elder guy so he gv u MATURITY. bt man nev MATURE. . . Then marry Younger1.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 10/16/12 09:46 PM
the said Dream big Last ni8 wat a boobies are around my dream :p

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Wed 10/17/12 06:48 AM
If animals hav brain! ! ! cow makes own milk cheez so am saying y u dnt lyk 2 make cheez. . . /reader

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 10/18/12 05:28 AM
the ProBLem with world is . . . They make paper from tree to write on it . . . . . SAVE Tr33

Gsxr46 Joined Sat 10/13/12 Posts: 3	Sun 10/21/12 11:02 AM
Ill give yee a good one liner guys

Gsxr46 Joined Sat 10/13/12 Posts: 3	Sun 10/21/12 11:04 AM
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?

Gsxr46 Joined Sat 10/13/12 Posts: 3	Sun 10/21/12 11:07 AM
Wiped here ***!

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 10/22/12 02:08 AM
If u hv choice of life. . . . Or death. . . . . I would b die 4 live.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 10/22/12 02:11 AM
Pair mades in heaven. . . . but u hav 2 utilise dat Onn Earth. .

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 10/23/12 07:15 AM
They Said two loosers cant b winner pair. . . . . . . .. . . . # I THINK They didn't seen TWILIGHT

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 10/30/12 11:50 AM
U cant muv 2wrd ur next if u Still Replying ur X

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 11/04/12 10:54 AM
there is always Alternate . . . Even Blinds dream in Smell and voices. . . . . #ThoughtOftheday

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 11/06/12 10:44 AM
"fi8ing" 4 "Peace" is just like Fucckiiiing 4 verginity

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sat 11/10/12 08:02 AM
playing chess on p.c is lyk ing own.

SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Sun 11/11/12 11:36 PM
i asked God for a bike, but i know God doesn't work that way, so i stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 11/12/12 12:53 AM
the way for success. . . . . . Always in Constructon .

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 11/12/12 07:38 AM
They are Shouting . . . . . . Silence Silence. . . .

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 11/13/12 07:02 AM Edited by Prez_21 on Tue 11/13/12 07:08 AM
<3 <3 <3 <3 H A P P Y D I W A L I <3 <3 <3

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 11/13/12 07:02 AM
Saving urself 4 that sum1 spcl is like Having A Car And Deciding to drive on the last day of feb. Of a leap year. . Sound bezare? . hell its.

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