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Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 03/24/13 11:03 AM
The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 03/24/13 11:05 AM
Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.

butifulnitemare Joined Sun 03/24/13 Posts: 1	Sun 03/24/13 11:08 AM
lol that was too funny!

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 03/24/13 11:12 AM
When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.

Ttmama26 Joined Sun 02/10/13 Posts: 1	Mon 03/25/13 04:54 AM
Good one- LoL

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Wed 03/27/13 10:43 AM
heart touching - _ [/] "they" said Crying way That I Hate you I hate you. . . . My heart Is Still Thinking Why they Cried when They Hate me! ! ! ? ? ? Huh . . ;-(

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Wed 03/27/13 10:56 AM
lol [/] I hate Miss world Competition Coz they ask 4 "socialwork" and why they ask? ? ? When They already taken "swimsuit" competiön no neèd to extra social work ! ;-)

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 04/07/13 10:56 AM
roses are red... violets are red... tulips are red... bushes are red... trees are red... oh god my gardens on fire.

PrintsCharming Joined Thu 03/21/13 Posts: 547	Mon 04/08/13 01:03 AM
Didn't I see you on Mingle2.com ?

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 04/09/13 08:08 AM
nöthing sucks more than The Boss. . . When U R +ri8

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 04/09/13 11:25 AM
wat 2days plan? Wakeup servive And Sleep like Boss

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 04/11/13 10:57 AM
treat ua Girl like A Princess And Bang Her Like A Mistress

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 04/14/13 11:43 AM
"Nothing in this world is more expensive than having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekend....!" :O :P

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 04/15/13 09:42 AM
Advertisement Necessity is the mother of invention, Girlfriend is the mother of necessity..!!

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 04/15/13 09:49 AM
Ladies, when you've got a King don't reshuffle the pack becauce you might end up witha joker

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 04/15/13 09:50 AM
Okay future girlfriend, you can stop playing hide and seek now :-)

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 04/15/13 09:51 AM
Failure is not when Your girlfriend leaves you Its when you don't try for her sister !

JANNEH0 Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 51	Sat 04/20/13 05:28 AM Edited by JANNEH0 on Sat 04/20/13 05:35 AM
After exercising i always eat a pizza, just kidding i never exercise

JANNEH0 Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 51	Sat 04/20/13 05:32 AM
If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say"i bet you didn't expect that"

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sat 04/20/13 11:12 AM
Wrestling is totaly fake game , coz 2 barely Naked Peoples fight for Belt. . .wat the gona do with .

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