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Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 01/03/13 09:57 AM
mother at 16 hav 2 chance 2 b grandmother at 32

whitesand3 Joined Sat 01/21/12 Posts: 18	Sun 01/06/13 11:26 PM
When deaf people wants to tell secrets do they wear mittens ??

whitesand3 Joined Sat 01/21/12 Posts: 18	Sun 01/06/13 11:32 PM
telephone rings ))) hello caller say Hi honey what are you doing ? answer : i am talking to you

whitesand3 Joined Sat 01/21/12 Posts: 18	Sun 01/06/13 11:34 PM
knock knock whoes there ?? pizza men I didd'nt order any pizza men

whitesand3 Joined Sat 01/21/12 Posts: 18	Sun 01/06/13 11:36 PM
the fisrt that got internet emailed to who???

whitesand3 Joined Sat 01/21/12 Posts: 18	Sun 01/06/13 11:38 PM
they say that when you get internet you can go around the world and thats false i did not move from my room

whitesand3 Joined Sat 01/21/12 Posts: 18	Sun 01/06/13 11:41 PM
My grand father knew exactly the date and the hour of his death . The juge told him

whitesand3 Joined Sat 01/21/12 Posts: 18	Mon 01/07/13 12:21 AM
stand on your principle!!! sooner or later they'll break apart!!!

whitesand3 Joined Sat 01/21/12 Posts: 18	Mon 01/07/13 12:22 AM
A canibal is someone who like is next but with sauce !!!

whitesand3 Joined Sat 01/21/12 Posts: 18	Mon 01/07/13 12:23 AM
sardines are: little headless fishes that lives in oil !!!

whitesand3 Joined Sat 01/21/12 Posts: 18	Mon 01/07/13 12:24 AM
the day cars will be intellgent, Rolls Royces will need pychiatrists....

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 01/07/13 05:28 AM
there is 2 kinda pals 1who Qote others who Find dificult to Understand. . . .

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 01/07/13 10:01 AM Edited by Prez_21 on Mon 01/07/13 10:03 AM
I Was Born Intel But That Education Ruined me

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 01/07/13 11:33 PM
When u handover your phone to just c that pic u mentioned and then they start scrolling whole data without telling u

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 01/07/13 11:37 PM
VICTORYAS SECRET IS she turnout IN wolf at ni8?

whitesand3 Joined Sat 01/21/12 Posts: 18	Tue 01/08/13 08:18 PM
2 guys wants to make there point my name is Alex Golberg, you know i never forgave you Koreans for attacking Pearl Arbour UHH 'im Chinese And it was the Japanese who attacked it chinese,japanese,korean... whats the difference?? Well I never forgave all you Jews for sinking the Titanic It was an Iceberg Goldberg,Greenberg,Iceberg ..Whats the difference

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 01/10/13 12:07 AM
Dont judge a blonde On her Smile . . . . . She must b thinking about last year joke

tessa68 Joined Sun 10/01/06 Posts: 1701	Thu 01/10/13 05:06 AM
Customer Service on Us If the customer is always right, then why isn’t everything free? Telling the Truth When someone tells you that something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going to have a go at it anyway. The Keeper Of course I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to who can't keep them. Lazy Speed Reader I don't know how to speed-read. Instead, I listen to Books on Tape on fast-forward.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 01/10/13 10:12 AM
They Said Go Green . . Bt I was So Seek 2 wash my face Again again.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Wed 01/23/13 10:49 AM
dont eveq go 2 ur Bed Angry Stay awake And Plan Revenge