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Thu 08/02/12 03:19 PM
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

-Redd Foxx

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Wed 08/01/12 02:36 PM
Buzzing like a bumble bee. Enjoying myself a cold beverage. I might even go swimming in a few.......smokin

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Tue 07/31/12 05:15 PM

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Tue 07/31/12 02:54 PM
Especially if they are deep fried in funnel cake batter........smokin

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Tue 07/31/12 01:45 PM
It was pretty rough man. It gave the the Hippie Hippie Shakes.......smokin

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Tue 07/31/12 01:36 PM
I stopped smoking on Friday too. Well for a couple hours......smokin

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Tue 07/31/12 12:31 PM

B, you look stunning!surprised smitten

Your glowing,

what happened??laugh laugh


i got laid.


You wear it well.........smokin

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Mon 07/30/12 03:18 PM
Hell yes. I would do her all over the office, on the xerox machine, in the broom closet. Brother got to make a dollar. Ain't no rest for the wicked......smokin

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Sun 07/29/12 11:06 PM
Hey would you like to sing about the noodles on my back?.......smokin

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Sun 07/29/12 05:11 PM


I just don't see how marriage has anything to do with selling chicken sandwiches. Now if they were taking a stand on free range chicken or something like that, I can see how they may want to have a voice, but even then as a company the smart thing to do is not have a political voice.



That's because homosexual chickens don't lay eggs. You can't stay in the chicken business that way.....smokin

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Sat 07/28/12 11:47 AM
Wow that is pretty groovy. Is that a cup holder?

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Fri 07/27/12 08:57 PM
Well I don't so much mind a brother whoopin my azz but don't be yellin at me while your doin it.....smokin

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Fri 07/27/12 08:22 PM
Well I had no idea it was carnival night tonight. You should have told me. I happen to know the worlds largest midget and I have a buddy that owns a stripeless zebra.....smokin

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Fri 07/27/12 04:55 PM


In short, Bugs Bunny said that all females are witches on the inside.
Has he discovered the secret to men understanding women?


Bugs might be on to something. He doesn't spell very well but he did speak with a lisp......smokin

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Thu 07/26/12 06:02 PM

Just ate the last of that pineapple upside-down cake!

was so yummy!


Dude! I smoked some of that pineapple upside-down cake bud at a concert a few years ago. I think it was Steve Vai......smokin

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Thu 07/26/12 05:46 PM
Hey Basket.flowerforyou That does sound good in theory but she always eats all the banana bread and Lord knows what else. I don't trust her with my breakfast......smokin

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Thu 07/26/12 05:39 PM
I think she is on the West coast. Wake and Bake.......smokin

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Thu 07/26/12 04:56 PM
Mexican jokes and Black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal......smokin

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Thu 07/26/12 03:41 PM


Soooo...are you being yourself on here?




Not really. I'm actually a fat plumber from Detroit.....smokin

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Wed 07/25/12 03:05 PM


I used to know a brother who had this problem. Turns out he was dropped on his head as a child. Poor thing. He's in prison now but it had nothing to do with that......smokin


does that mean Im prison bound?? ohwell



Well it certainly doesn't look good. On a brighter note this boy told me they have a cheese and cracker support group. I was shocked as well. He said on Wed. they get to make pictures with macaroni and glue. Now that is kinda cool.......smokin