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Thu 06/07/12 02:09 PM

The one that bugs me the most is:

to/too/two

This is SO basic.



I know I hate that one two........smokin

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Wed 06/06/12 11:04 PM
They are a tool to connect with your higher mind and awareness. It's definitely not "playing" with anything.


I am not sure what to say?......smokin

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Tue 06/05/12 05:35 PM

Thinking I hope I get a good phlebotomist today.


There is nothing like a good sticker........smokin

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Mon 06/04/12 11:57 PM
I like to take the motorized scooters from the local grocery stores parking lot and take them for a joy ride. You know I made it all the way down to the local bar one night........smokin

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Mon 06/04/12 10:43 PM


Why do UFO's need lights on their crafts?


I think that you are assuming that UFOs are space aliens. They are probably nothing more exciting than secret aircraft.


I think your on to something. It's them damn Russians. They want our vodka. Think about it. Ever since vodka became popular in the US we just happen to see more UFO's. I don't think it is a coincidence......smokin

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Mon 06/04/12 10:35 PM



You smoke enough,you might contract Lungcancer,since Weed has several times the Tar Tobacco has!


"Weed" has been proven to reduce the risk of cancer for those who smoke tobacco and has no higher risk of causing cancer than not smoking anything.

"Weed" has been known to kill cancer since at least 1974 and has also been known to reduce the risk of lung cancer for smokers since the 80's.




That is true I am here to tell ya. It also make bbq potato chips taste 2.5 times better amongst 72% of the people. If you add french onion dip it increases 3 fold. I've been doing a little research......smokin

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Mon 06/04/12 02:59 PM
I can bring a little Kentucky BBQ.......smokin



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Fri 06/01/12 10:57 PM

Before i hit 21 i was always off drinking and going to parties and meeting new people. After i started working i cleaned up and lost most of my friends so i no longer do anything. It has been years since i have had any female attention even just as friends so im not realy sure how to pick up girls since i am in a different sort of phase in life.

Ill try to be honest, yes i am looking for sex but would much rather be in a relationship with someone, but at this point in life i am at a standstill. So i was going to go to a bar and figured maybe i will meet someone and it will turn into something great, or maybe ill get laid and at least that will post pone my lonelines lol. I may go by myself but i might have a few buddies i could bring with me.

So any tips to hooking up with bar girls?

BTW i have never been to a bar :P


Learn to dance. Chicks dig it......smokin

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Fri 06/01/12 08:44 PM
May seem kinda silly but I really feel alot better since I realized I had my underwear on backwards. I knew something wasn't quite right.....smokin

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Fri 06/01/12 08:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnTngmvZDqE

here's a good DIY 'how to change door locks' video,,,,just in case
anyone needs to know. bigsmile

stonies!!!


This brings up bad memories. I changed my locks the day after I asked (Politely of course) my ex to leave the house. Cost over 300 dollars. I woke up the next morning with sherriff and my ex. I had to give her one of the new keys......smokin

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Fri 06/01/12 07:07 PM

What would you personally like to hear from someone who was enamored by you?


I have two. Shut the hell up and ride me like a Harley or Can I make you a sandwich and bring you another beer........smokin

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Fri 06/01/12 04:33 PM


Google and find out...unless you have forgotten how to google? :smile:


What the hell is a google. Are you trying to confuse me?.......smokin

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Fri 06/01/12 03:47 PM
Well sometimes it is true. I would probably believe him......smokin

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Fri 06/01/12 03:30 PM


I kinda doubt this but hell I ain't taken no chances.......smokin


You may want to consider volunteering your services to a Neurology research team. I'm sure they'd be chuffed to have a prime example of specimen with dead brain cells due to the use of marijuana. Win/win situation...you get to choof away all you like, and neurologists get to study you :smile:


Sounds sweet. How much do they charge? I think they might be disappointed however. I remember everything.......smokin

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Fri 06/01/12 02:04 PM
I kinda doubt this but hell I ain't taken no chances.......smokin

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Thu 05/31/12 04:48 PM




You would think society is a bunch of 10 year old boys seeing a boob for the first time. It's breastfeeding for gods sake, not porn.



I agree. There ain't nothin wrong with a good meal now. Kinda like biscuits and gravy........smokin


That's right!
Can't deny a little guy some second hand biscuits
and gravy cause some one may decide to be offended..by a boob.


I was down in New Orleans one time. You can't walk down the street without seeing them. Hell I was never offended.....smokin

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Thu 05/31/12 04:26 PM


You would think society is a bunch of 10 year old boys seeing a boob for the first time. It's breastfeeding for gods sake, not porn.



I agree. There ain't nothin wrong with a good meal now. Kinda like biscuits and gravy........smokin

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Thu 05/31/12 03:54 PM

This whole controversy just proves that women are only seen as sexual objects in an oversexed society.


Could you say that slower with a Kathleen Turner kinda vibe.....smokin


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Thu 05/31/12 02:26 PM
I kinda feel like chit. I was up partying and playing pool till 6am. I am getting too old for this chit......smokin

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Tue 05/29/12 10:50 PM
Fireworks are cool. Well you know what they always say, you can always reach back and have Paul or Peter watch your pot boil. Sumb!tch ain't gonna boil while they are watching anyways. That's the truff.....smokin