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Wed 07/25/12 02:54 PM
I used to know a brother who had this problem. Turns out he was dropped on his head as a child. Poor thing. He's in prison now but it had nothing to do with that......smokin

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Wed 07/25/12 02:39 PM
I'm New. Nice to meet you......smokin

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Tue 07/24/12 02:35 PM
A chick that doesn't speak English and owns a bass boat.....smokin

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Tue 07/24/12 01:38 PM
It is hot as hell. I used to like the summertime.......smokin

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Mon 07/23/12 07:49 PM
When I was a kid I watched what ever the hell my parents wanted to watch. It did turn me on to Hee Haw. Hong Kong Phooey, Grape Ape, and the Warner Brother cartoons. Especially the one where Bugs Bunny was dressed as a woman. Just sayin.....smokin

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Mon 07/23/12 01:38 PM
I get this all the time but it is much better to be a wiseazz then a dumbazz.........smokin

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Sun 07/22/12 01:23 PM
I have in the past. Problem is the colored women always get jealous of my dance moves.......smokin

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Sun 07/22/12 01:16 PM
Well chit now I want some banana bread. This is the second time you have made me crave banana bread........smokin

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Sun 07/22/12 01:11 PM

Dear pervert,

Go away or I'll poke your beady eyes out.

...with a tetanus-laden spork.


I love spunky chicks.........smokin

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Fri 07/20/12 07:14 AM
Wake and Bake........smokin

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Wed 07/11/12 02:11 PM
I could charm the panties off a nun baby.......smokin

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Wed 07/11/12 01:33 PM
It makes me dance like James Brown and that sure can't be bad......smokin

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Fri 07/06/12 08:39 AM
I sure know a certain area that my ex could kiss me.....smokin

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Thu 07/05/12 01:47 PM
Well I know that women that show pictures of there t!ts get a huge response. Why shouldn't it work for a dude.......smokin

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Wed 06/27/12 09:20 PM
Check this out now and I ain't lying. Chocolate creme filled twinkies. I believe the snacky cake bar has been raised a notch......smokin

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Wed 06/27/12 03:57 PM
You can call it whatever you want it is still ham..........smokin

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Wed 06/27/12 03:34 PM


Most people are idiots.


Ain't that the god damn truth.........smokin

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Mon 06/25/12 03:29 PM
Chicken Parmesan with spaghetti and garlic bread with cheeeeeeeeeese.......smokin

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Mon 06/25/12 03:02 PM

Honey, if it had been funny, I would have laughed. :)


You know it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy when you call me Honey......smokin

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Mon 06/25/12 02:44 PM




If you didn't care, I doubt you would have posted about it. So why complain, but not do anything about it? Makes no sense.


Well honey lots of things don't make sense. We eat round objects that come out of chickens butts. Makes no sense to me but I sure love a good fried egg sandwich........smokin


I shouldn't have expected a response that made sense. By all means, keep whining. It's certain to make a difference. whoa


No you really shouldn't have. Which of those big words didn't make any sense darlin? I as well should have known any humor would be lost by responding......smokin