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Tue 05/29/12 10:25 PM
I don't see Howard the Duck on your list..........smokin

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Tue 05/29/12 04:29 PM
I'd be whoopin somebodys azz over 4 grand. If they can legally stay for 30 days I would make there life a living hell.......smokin

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Tue 05/29/12 04:09 PM
I was a landlord once. I swore I would never do it again. It can be a pain in the backside.....smokin

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Tue 05/29/12 03:53 PM
I say keep em barefoot and pregnant. Now make me a sandwich.......smokin

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Tue 05/29/12 02:56 PM
I can't really agree or disagree. I am going with maybe......smokin

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Tue 05/29/12 02:46 PM
It's to scare off the birds. Everybody knows aliens are terrified of birds........smokin

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Tue 05/29/12 02:26 PM
Life's the same except for your shoes........smokin

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Tue 05/29/12 04:31 AM
I think it is wrong to eat a chicken omelette. It's like eating two generations of chickens......smokin

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Tue 05/29/12 03:57 AM
Wow! I'll have to check. It has been awfully hot lately. That would suck......smokin

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Tue 05/29/12 03:48 AM
I ain't got nothing growing in my armpits. Although I did find a piece of popcorn in my underwear yesterday. I heard it was a sign of luck. So I got that going for me.......smokin

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Tue 05/29/12 03:35 AM
Hell I don't think I have ever known a woman to stop talking about anything and everything she knows..........smokin

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Mon 05/28/12 05:27 PM
OK.... A horse walks into a bar and the Japanese bartender says hey buddy why the wrong face......smokin

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Mon 05/28/12 05:20 PM
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says hey buddy why the long face....smokin

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Mon 05/28/12 12:29 PM
I'm just looking for a chick with a bass boat..........smokin

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Sun 05/27/12 08:52 PM
I want to hear some funky dixieland.........smokin

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Sun 05/27/12 08:37 PM
How much for 1 rib?.....smokin

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Sun 05/27/12 05:47 PM
There is something kinda magical about garlic bread.........smokin

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Sun 05/27/12 05:16 PM
Well I'm certainly no expert or anything but I have noticed alot of women like to show off there underwear nowadays. I also noticed that these underwear don't look to comfortable. I mean there just strings. So I got to thinking. If I had a piece of string up my azz all day I would be b!tchy too. Just my 2 cents.........smokin

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Sun 05/27/12 03:04 PM
I married my cousin. Does that count...........smokin

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Fri 05/25/12 10:13 PM

blushing Ooh, the pros are pulling out all the stops tonight! laugh :wink:


Well all I know is you look good in yellow. It brings out your beautiful eyes......smokin