Recently, I saw a Bugs Bunny cartoon that I was not familiar with.

In the cartoon, Bugs is being chased by a witch who wants to eat him.
While trying to escape, Bugs finds an "Emergency" kit containing a bag of magic powder. Bugs grabs the bag and throws it at the witch. When the magic powder covers the witch, it immediately transforms her into an attractive female rabbit.

At this point, Bugs decides to date the female rabbit. As he walks with her, Bugs turns his head toward the audience (thus breaking the fourth wall) and says, "Yeah, I know, but aren't they all witches on the inside?"

In short, Bugs Bunny said that all females are witches on the inside.
Has he discovered the secret to men understanding women?

One must feel humbled by the rabbitic wisdom of the hare! He didn't use the B word that magically makes hands attack to faces in Pimp like discipline!


Every once in a while though I do come across women of remarkable grace and character. The rest unfortunately are just too... human! And I am remarking more on the violent and nasty tendencies most humans possess!

Can't wait to hear what Miss Piggy says about guys.

That is a time to KNOW FEAR!

When asked what kissing Kermit tastes like Miss Piggy replied, 'Exactly like Chicken!'

I liked that one.Thats where she hops on the broom stick and kicks her heals to make the broom go-nice one.Nothin at all to do with topic-just sayin is all

If only everyone was as wise as Bugs.

Generalizations are wise now? Sure, it may have been comical in the context in which it was used, but wise? I don't think so, that's what makes it funny though, that it's such a foolish statement.

I mean come on guys,its just a cartoon!! Nevermind all the other cartoons where the guys are portrayed as being stupid and dumb ie:Fred in the new Scooby-do,hes a knuckehead in that one but was all the brains in the original.

They are when they are spoken by Bugs Bunny. I thought everybody knew this.

The wise owl is wise about Bugs.

Witches huh? Forewarned is forearmed! I have been told by a secret source that the witches only took to the sky on broomsticks when their angel wings were broken. Their need to feel the wind in their hair and fly amongst the stars was that strong.

Bugs might be on to something. He doesn't spell very well but he did speak with a lisp......

I forget what the broom is actually for. I think it has something to do with casting spells though.

I was more partial to Pepe Le Pew's constant sexual harrasment of black cats with the inevitable paint stripe...

No matter how many times they said "NO!!!"...he would stalk/chase/sexually assault chicks till he doused them with "perfume"...(obviously a reference to Rohypnol/GHB/Spanish Fly/Meth)

...then they would succomb to his french ninja of love wooings.

That player bagged a chick in EVERY film he appeared in by turning her into a raging nymphomanac!

He is my god.

This coming from Bugs Bunny. The same wabbit who used to dress up in women's clothing and kiss Elmer Fudd. I'll have to discredit his remarks based on that alone.

:P Good point.

Oh admit it man...Bugs looked pretty good in drag.

:)

Men have been trying to unlock that secret for centuries.. i doubt Bugs has the answer.

You say "witch" like it's a bad thing.

((Whispers to Ruth)) Shhh.... Let the men think they know.....