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I can't complain but sometimes I still do........
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Edited by
newarkjw
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Thu 08/23/12 10:14 PM
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Edited by
newarkjw
on
Thu 08/23/12 10:08 PM
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Time to kick back and relax.......
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I just got to see 8 puppies just born hours ago. They kinda looked like rats. I thought it was kinda cool......
That is cool. My youngest daughter watches animals giving birth on YouTube, but I bet the real thing is way better. Oh hell I didn't see the birth. I saw them after they were cleaned up and chit. I wouldn't want to see that. I'm quezzy.....
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Topic:
Let's get it tingling i
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I know a story. There once was a man from Nantucket.........
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Yeah she was probably just trying to knock some cents into me.......
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I will have to agree with you on that. There was this one time a woman hit me upside the head with her purse. I swear there was a brick in that thing.....
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I think if you match your shoes and your purse you can pull this off.........
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Topic:
Holy Cow! I want this.
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That movie scared the crap out of me when I saw it. I won't watch it again. That's fine call me a puzzy.......
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Hell we wouldn't even have egg mcmuffins without those mother fookers......
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Y'all need to stop picking on Canadians. They happen to have the world champion ice dancing team. Don't worry John I got your back brother......
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I just got to see 8 puppies just born hours ago. They kinda looked like rats. I thought it was kinda cool......
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A salad is a good start. I would have to follow that with some ribs, fried potatos, corn on the cob, baked beans, and of course a couple biscuits.........
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Topic:
Lovers
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I don't think it's an issue unless they were a stripper or prostitute. Well sometimes a brother just has to bust a nut. It is actually very important for prostate health........
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Topic:
Lovers
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The past would be the past. Hell I'm too old to worry about that......
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Topic:
How do you like it?
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How do you like to be kissed? Right on the back of my azz........
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Topic:
best ever wish
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Chit that ain't nothin. I got a to scale replica of the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile for my birthday.........
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You could whip up some curried goat........
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Topic:
Terms of endearment...
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I work part time at a restaurant and I'd never even think of calling customers hon, sweetie, or anything else like that. I feel it would be rude of me to do. Maybe you might get better tips if you tried to extend a little southern kindness......
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I dated a homeless chick one time. It was actually pretty cool. When it was time to take her home I could like drop her off anywhere.....
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