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*tosses Newark the cheese in a can*...that's more to your liking innit? :-) Well actually I do like cheese in a can. How did you know? I like to make little cheese flowers on top of my ritz crackers....... 
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My OCD requires me to have exactly one years worth of toilet paper on hand at all times......
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I just got soo baked. I'm sorry universe. Honey don't be. Just roll with it.....
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Just need to put an Internet Condom on it and I'll be a Mingle-posting-fool again! 
Well I have to say you are half way there already.......
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Edited by
newarkjw
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Thu 08/09/12 03:26 PM
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I don't like kiwis. I don't trust any fruit that has fuzz on it......
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Im thinking i wanna!! Everybody wanna. I want to wanna to.......
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It wasn't Jimiiiiny. He couldn't dance, sing, or nothing....
Because he had a fish hook through his body. :p Hey for the record I gave him a chance. I put him in a shoe box and gave him a little hat. Hell I even put on some show tunes to try and get him going. He got what was coming to him....
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I was chasing a bug and I thought it was a roach. Turns out it was a big cricket. So I figured I would grab my fishing pole and throw that cricket on a hook. Right now I am frying up a fish. Funny how life goes.....
JIMIIIINY!!! It wasn't Jimiiiiny. He couldn't dance, sing, or nothing....
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Being good does make a difference. You will not receive praise or payment for it, and other people will mistake your goodness for weakness, but it resonates among people you won't even meet. I think that is a quote from Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke. I could be wrong......
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I was chasing a bug and I thought it was a roach. Turns out it was a big cricket. So I figured I would grab my fishing pole and throw that cricket on a hook. Right now I am frying up a fish. Funny how life goes.....
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I looked in the mirror. I have 2 black eyes Wow. Rough night at the bar huh? It must have been ladies night. I hope you at least got a good shot in......
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I make a bean soup with bacon and carrots in it. It would curl your toes.......
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Yeah. If we're on the same level with Newark, there is no need to fear for your life...or hygiene. :D This is true. I always keep an extra bar of soap in my back pocket.....
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Topic:
paper or plastic?
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Krupa said I should put a hicky on your biscuits, I don't know what that means, but hand 'em over. I wonder if they are paper or plastic? .....
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Topic:
SHUT UP!!!!
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Well I can tell ya something my grandma taught me. Always keep fresh tennis balls on the front two legs of your walker. Makes for a smoother ride. Just trying to help.......
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Topic:
SHUT UP!!!!
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Turning 50 huh? Hell I thought you were older than that........
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Only in Cleve Land. With one bite you will develop Space Herpes! Sorry duck or not that girl ruffles my tail feathers.....
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Topic:
Best Film Music
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The music from Superfly was pretty groovy......
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I once peed off the roof of a 26 story building. When a brother gots to go........
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