I think I'll hold of on responding until there's a brains and hair thread.

Not for the fetus

Playing Farmville, supervising the manufacturing of my inventions, checking belly button for lint, and handling any technical support calls. Maybe later, bowling.

I'm just going to smile and nod.

You already know something's wrong at that point. The next question would be how long will it take for any remaining denial to vanish. There are much worse things than being alone.

Average Household Income $5,290
Median Household Income $36,029


Survival in this county is primarily by way of redistribution of wealth.

My own experience with this type, eventually they tell on themselves, or someone close to them does. Once I see the signs, and in particular, if I feel like I can't get away, I know I must. I don't think wanting financial security in a relationship is unreasonable, but when it's the foundation of the relationship, it's doomed from the start.

A sociopath/psychopath serves best in sales, especially if a commission is involved, in much the same way people with OCD make great accountants. Just make sure if you're the employer, you keep close watch on their activities.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=house+remorse&aq=0

In fact, they're often blend well into society, even after the lying, cheating, and manipulative efforts are exposed, time after time. My own escape from one such person last year was not too different than how a bird escapes the clutches of my favorite cat. No reaction other than rejection, and like my cat, she eventually got bored with me, moving on to her next victim.

Did you notice the average household income as it compares to the median?

Not when you have a checklist:

http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html

Women are better at bringing out that type of insanity.

Ge a job? The hell you say! EW! IU just vomitted!

You have to pick a fight to escape? When happens if you don't?

Twilight zone episode.

Wouldn't it be more accurate to ask, "Would you divorce for money?"

Being born and raised in California and having spent most of my adulthood in Orange County, I understand your perspective. This town's different though. In fact, it's special in a retarded way.

Demographics don't lie:

http://profiles.nationalrelocation.com/Ohio/Bellefontaine/

Mario's pretty darned accurate for this county.

Women should be supplied with 2 by 4's.

Yes, all year long!

City most of my life, but in this past 3 years of country living, I have used duct tape in a tune up of my car, so slightly countrified.

You wont miss much. Akron is where AA Started and the founders day weekend in Akron is way too complicated now, tickets for this and that, overly marketed, ad nausia. Thankfully, AA worldwide is not the same as AA in the Akron/Canton area, and has adapted and grown in each culture. I believe you mentioned in another post disliking going to meetings. Early in recovery, I heard someone say, "There are 2 times you need to go to meetings, when you want to, and when you don't want to". By coincidence, I stated tonight that 28% of the time, I'm there because I want to be. In fact, I'm disgusted with the majority of meetings in this county and have been for years now. I go to meetings only because on occasion, someone has a similar problem that I've experienced, and occasionally, I get to touch someone in just the right way with my own experiences and thoughts, and just maybe, it keeps them sober another day, or if nothing else, gives them a reason to laugh.