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Fri 05/21/10 10:09 PM

So, i'm finally back in Willoughby for summer break and i'm already missing kent, lol. Anyone looking for something to do?



Just the name of that town takes me into another dimension.

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Fri 05/21/10 10:06 PM

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel :wink:


Didn't the discovery channel show praying mantis' mating rituals?

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Sun 02/21/10 09:30 AM

Do you think men actually read profiles, or just Drool over the Pictures.....devil


Yes, and rarely. Usually, I look at the profile, read it, and parse out the used cow food, ultimately being left with, you guessed it, just the pictures.

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Tue 02/09/10 07:29 PM

:heart: Do you think that there is still hope that you'll find true and lasting love?:heart:


I already found that. I just couldn't live with it. 12 ECT treatments later, maybe.

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Sun 01/31/10 11:38 AM

It ending.

What she said.

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Tue 01/26/10 03:40 PM

So you really think your the perfect catch? What are some of
your quirks that would turn someone off?


I see sick people.
Usually they don't know they're sick.

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Sat 01/23/10 05:01 AM

yes, after the 2nd attempt, just said i gotta go, will call you ....shouldn't said that but my tone was very dry.


He'll call again. Be clear. "Do not call me again". If he persists, or if suddenly you find your tires slashed or otherwise stalking behavior, let the police help.

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Fri 01/22/10 03:57 PM

Does the number of sexual partners a person has had influence your decision to date them? How many is too many? What about too few? Do you ever ask how many someone has been with? Would you be offended if someone asked you?


In the past week, yes.
In the past year, maybe
In the past decade...

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Fri 01/22/10 03:35 PM

Sure they are everything worth having in life takes time. Guys are not much different then women are as far as what they are seeking. Just that many of them will not turn that booty call if it is offered. bigsmile


Um... Not quite in this town. Typical mid 20's 3 kids, 3 dads, looking for sugar.... daddy.

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Wed 01/20/10 09:34 PM

Jesus Christ, will you quit using lazy English...I can't be bothered to decipher code this late at night...


Blackberry browsing. Almost as bad as drunk dialing.

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Wed 01/20/10 02:58 PM
sociopath magnet.

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Wed 01/20/10 01:57 PM


Isn't all this information a little premature when first communicating with someone?


It's probably not the only thing that is premature.

rofl rofl

Hahaha you nailed that.


Any dummy knows the best way to please a woman. It starts from just waking up, heading downstairs, brewing a pot of coffee, and sweetening it, just the way she likes it. Going right to sex is pretty generic.

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Wed 01/20/10 01:41 PM
A lesbian

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Wed 01/20/10 01:40 PM
When I wake up, I walk downstairs, and occasionally out to the garage. That's my commute. On rare occasions, I drive to an airport, get on a plane, and make up for it a little bit. My last flight was to ChristChurch, New Zealand.

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Wed 01/20/10 01:37 PM


take your time. be happy with yourself. No need to rush into things flowerforyou
I guess that's true, but I get lonely sometimes!!laugh


Get stalked by a sociopath sometime. That'll cure your fears of loneliness. Yea, I'd rather be lonely.

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Wed 01/20/10 08:19 AM
You can get anything on the internet. Tall blonde, average build, aisle 3.

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Wed 01/20/10 08:18 AM

I want to know what most plp really expect to find here?love


I've learned to pretty much expect anything, from borderlines, to sociopaths, to lying cheating psychotic manipulators. None of it stops me from hoping for the best though.

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Wed 01/20/10 08:12 AM


* they like to satisfy their woman - wouldn't be my man if ya didn't
* they like to stay home or go out - hmmmm
* the one's that love their kids first and foremost - not interested taking their spot.

Isn't all this information a little premature when first communicating with someone?



It's probably not the only thing that is premature.

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Wed 01/20/10 08:06 AM

I Think Online Dating Is Useless Every1 Is Looking 4 Mr. or Mrs. Perfect Many People Describe One Thing N Want Another. It Takes Alot To Admit Your Lonely... N Your Looking 4 Something Serious!


It takes a lot to be ready for something serious.

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Wed 01/20/10 08:01 AM

Does an ugly old man stand a chance:banana:


I make being 45 look good. Never date anyone over 30! laugh laugh laugh laugh

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