How they have the ability to know exactly how far they can drive when low fuel light comes on.

So I stop at a local RV & boat dealer to order a part for my boat. The RV's this place sells start at about 180,000 dollars and up. They have a few used models but most are new. When I finished ordering I decide to walk inside a few of these motor homes and day dream. I walk in a few that were like rolling mansions and then I walk in one and it just looked ok. I could tell it was used. As I'm looking around I walk over to the refrigerator and open the door and it's full of food! About this time I hear "Hey, what the hell are you doing in here"! It belonged to someone that was there to have his RV serviced. He walks in and here I'm standing looking in his refrigerator.

I wanted my user name to be 1956deluxe but it was already taken.

I'm sure Cuba has sent in the congrats. How about China? Iran? North Korea?

I perve you more than anyone on this site but only because I look at your latest pic and think to myself "what the hell sort of pic does she have posted now" and then I have to go look.

I smoked pot everyday till the age of 26 and could not imagine life without it. My company announced a new test soon coming to all employees, called a Drug Test. I actually thought about getting a different job. I smoked my last joint 21 years ago.

lol I copied and pasted and as far as me being nude? No way, I'm wearing my Speedo's

way over 40 Not fit and sit on the couch all evening farting. I was just sitting here wondering why I'm single....wanna go out ?

Subject: Hinkley to be released


Hinckley to be released
You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely
obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind,loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation
Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental 20 facility, treating Hinckley , reports to have intercepted
this past weekend:

To: John Hinckley
From: John McCain
My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our
fine country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness
throughout.

My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against
you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation.
We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,
John and Cindy McCain

PS: Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a hurricane. Thought you should know.

Ok people there ya go, you win but not because of my vote. I voted for McCain. I think it's great about the sheer numbers of voter turn out. I think rediculous that so many voted for Obama just because he is black. His platform was all about change? Lets see what "changes". I have a few ideas of what will change but I'll keep those ideas to myself.

I almost fell out of my chair laughing. You got me good!

My Halloween costume ....A breathalyzer !

b'cause sum peeple caint spil or tipe.

I'll try to shorten this up as much as possible. On Friday night a close friend called me and said he and his girlfriend wanted me to see their Halloween costumes. She (Lori) was dressed as a saloon girl but his costume was awesome. He (Michael) was wearing a body bag and his face and hands we're painted a very pale white with semi dark circles under his eyes. The body bag had "county coroner" on the back. He looked really cool. There was holes cut for the arms to stick out and the bottom was open for his feet and he wore the bag sort of like a hoodie. Anyway they leave to head to an area that was having a Halloween contest. He and Lori are walking around outdoors drinking beer and he has to use the bathroom. So he heads into a restaurant and up the stairs to the men's room. The bar is upstairs and the restaurant is down stairs. He stops by the bar and and buys a beer and heads back down the stairs. He had one arm inside the body bag in his pocket and the other hand has the beer. He gets to the bottom steps and thinks that was the last step and steps off. Well it wasn't the last step. He tries to get his balance and he travels about 20 feet and right into the lap of an elderly lady who was sitting there with 3 other elderly ladies. He's trying to get his head off her lap, she's screaming, the rest of the women are screaming and the only free hand he has his beer in it which he's now pouring all over this poor woman while trying to push off her. Lori is sitting on the stairs pissing herself from laughing. Ya see, my friends are just as wacked out I am. Oh my ribs hurt lol.

That's terrible

So I'm talking to a friend on my cell phone and I'm about to lock up my office. I begin feeling my pockets and then looking all over my desk for.....my damn cell phone! The one that I was talking on! Geeez

Maybe a different hat? Anyway welcome and have fun

'Twas the night before elections

And all through the town

Tempers were flaring

Emotions all up and down!



I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap

Had cut off the TV

Tired of political crap.



When all of a sudden

There arose such a noise

I peered out of my window

Saw Obama and his boys



They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others

Who had not worked a day!



He snatched up my money

And quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink



He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!



' On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, On Pelosi'

He screamed at the pairs!



They took off for his cause

And as he flew out of sight

I heard him laugh at the nation

Who wouldn't stand up and fight!



So I leave you to think

On this one final note-

IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM

GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

I went to a haunted house about 4 years ago with my wife and her loud mouth sister who was about 50 at the time. We were walking down a dark hall and they were both behind me holding onto my shirt. This man jumped out in front of me with a chainsaw. I jumped, turn around and knocked both women over as I ran for the door. When we got outside my sister in law had my foot print right in the center of her back!

Keep on posting in the forums and you'll meet lots of people. It may not be the man of your dreams....unless you have nightmares. ENJOY!