hahahahahahahaha damn I just blew water out my nose

Have fun and ignore people dressed like this
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You know Suzette, with my luck, either one of those characters could be me on any given day

<--------Going to dress in the same costume as last year. A breathalyzer.

And incase you're wondering the breathalyzer "tube" has about 6 different shades of lip stick on it! Disgusting I know lol

A cabbie picked up a Nun and as she got into the cab noticed that the VERY handsome driver wouldn't stop staring at her. She asked him why he was staring.

He replied, "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."

She answered, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, it's always been my fantasy to be kissed by a nun."

She responded, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver got very excited and said, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun said, "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush, but when they get back on the road, the cab driver started crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, I've sinned. I lied and I must confess that I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun replied, "That's OK -- My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!"

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR!

If you listen to those commercials they are hilarious. Like when they show Bob on the golf course and the announcer says "Bob's swinging new wood"

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole

incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, replied:



"I think I just beat the SH!T out of a ghost."

welcome and have fun.

to funny!

I will have to agree, I have no defence

hahahahahaha

As long as you have a credit card. My long distance relationships usually cost me 3.99 a minute.

I send an email out this morning around 7am to a group of 12 concerning a railroad shipment I will get tonight. I walk away after I send the email and this is the first time I get a chance to check my email since I sent that out. I walk in and among the emails I have 5 emails from this group of 12. Some say "are you sure?" some say "to funny" and one from my boss that says "2 words...spell checker" I am wondering what the hell are they talking about? Then I see it. My final sentence on my email that I sent to everyone this morning....."The railroad should sh!t on time"

((((Fran)))) Great post

Ummmmmmmm Howard is voting for Obama. He was just pointing out how the uninformed look at the presidential race. I'm sure they could get the same results with McCain using Obama's views. It's just scary, interesting but damn scary.

You listen to this and you tell me what your opinion is. I heard this the day it was aired and was appalled to say the least. I will be voting for McCain but I'm sure Obama will win just for what you are about to hear.


http://www.bpmdeejays.com/upload/hs_sal_in_Harlem_100108.mp3

Although I will not be voting for Obama I do have much respect for you opinions and views. Well thought out post.

The Pavillion is missed by many thats for sure. Now nothing there but an empty block.

and a card signed by many of my friends. I am truly moved. People that know me know that this is by far the perfect gift. What a great day and a bunch of cool people and I include you all when I say that.

Well as you may have read today is my birthday http://mingle2.com/topic/show/176081 Just now FedEx walks in here with a package for me. It's a pretty big box. I open it and inside in another box and then another and another. The last box contained this little yellow school bus.