I don't like touchy feely stuff. If I see a sunset I know the party is about to get crazy and when I see a sunrise I know it's time to go home. I'm looking for a woman that is totally dishonest. Head games are a must. Un-trustworthy is perfectly acceptable. Intimate encounters are totally appreciated. One night stands are terrible but 2 night stands FUN! Prefer a woman that loves a mixed drink for breakfast. I like long walks on the beach but that's because the bar that's located on the beach is about a mile away. Personal hygiene is way over rated. My teeth are slightly green but it works out great during St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t care how gorgeous you think you are my money looks prettier so don't send me your pay per view website if that's why your here because I wouldn’t pay a penny to see your skank . I tried phone sex one time but I don’t think the phone enjoyed it. I tried the web cam once but was caught picking my nose. Although I travel a lot you will probably visit my city way before I visit yours so if you’re coming to the beach in 09 and want to have a yager bomb drop me a line. If your profile starts with "What can I say about me" "I don't know what to say here" or "this is the difficult part" then move on. If you don't know what to say about yourself then I'm sure you don't want to hear my opinion. I’m not Mr. Right but Ill be glad to keep you company until he shows up! And remember When you smile the whole world will smile with you but when you FART....you stand alone.