I'll try to shorten this up as much as possible. On Friday night a close friend called me and said he and his girlfriend wanted me to see their Halloween costumes. She (Lori) was dressed as a saloon girl but his costume was awesome. He (Michael) was wearing a body bag and his face and hands we're painted a very pale white with semi dark circles under his eyes. The body bag had "county coroner" on the back. He looked really cool. There was holes cut for the arms to stick out and the bottom was open for his feet and he wore the bag sort of like a hoodie. Anyway they leave to head to an area that was having a Halloween contest. He and Lori are walking around outdoors drinking beer and he has to use the bathroom. So he heads into a restaurant and up the stairs to the men's room. The bar is upstairs and the restaurant is down stairs. He stops by the bar and and buys a beer and heads back down the stairs. He had one arm inside the body bag in his pocket and the other hand has the beer. He gets to the bottom steps and thinks that was the last step and steps off. Well it wasn't the last step. He tries to get his balance and he travels about 20 feet and right into the lap of an elderly lady who was sitting there with 3 other elderly ladies. He's trying to get his head off her lap, she's screaming, the rest of the women are screaming and the only free hand he has his beer in it which he's now pouring all over this poor woman while trying to push off her. Lori is sitting on the stairs pissing herself from laughing. Ya see, my friends are just as wacked out I am. Oh my ribs hurt lol.

Thank you for my morning dose of laughter. I can always count on you!

Only you MBD!

omg...too funny

a good morning funny as usual from MBD.....BTW, what the hell is that you are wearing in your pic?

I like the sound of his costume.

And very funny story

that's hilarious!!!

My Halloween costume ....A breathalyzer !

Humm huhhh that was a good one


Oh by the way I saw the pictures my daughter had of the Halloween party her friends threw. Low and behold there was one guy there with the same costume you have on the breathalyzer one. I just had to tell her about yours and the comment you made about the lipstick and my response thought she was going to fall off the bed laughing.

I almost fell out of my chair laughing. You got me good!