Dear Friend,

How are you doing today? I am happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund Transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from United Kingdom and I am currently residing in United Kingdom with my family.I would like to compensate you with the sum of US$950,000.00 for your efforts in trying to assist me with this transaction but later
did not work out between us.

I kept a Bank Draft with my personal Accountant by name Mr.Mark Eze,I did this out of sympathy for your efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us somehow.I advise
you to contact him immediately with the the information below and instruct him where to send the Bank Draft to you.

BELOW IS THE REQUIRED INFORMATIONS YOU WILL SEND TO MY
ACCOUNTANT.

(1) YOUR FULL NAME:
(2) YOUR ADDRESS:
(3) YOUR OCCUPATION:
(4) YOUR SEX:
(5) YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND FAX:
(6) YOUR ID EITHER INTERNATIONAL PASPORT OR DRIVING
LIENCES:

You are to contact my accountant Mr.Mark Eze with this information for the delievery of your Bank Draft.

Email: (markeze2020@yahoo.se)

Contact my accountant Mr.Mark Eze immediately to enable him send the Bank Draft sum of US$950,000.00 to you.Thank you and have a nice day.

With Best Regards,

Sam Codd

ATTN,


I am dropping you this quick note because I did not hear back from you concerning the information I sent you the other day introducing my intent.


I am Mrs.Rose Murray,a national of England,I need a partner to invest with me,I got your contacts through my personal research and because of circumstance decided to reach you through this medium.


I have 7million pounds for investment purpose,the source of the fund is from a contract payment executed with HM PROCUREMENT SERVICE CHELMSFORD UNITED KINGDOM.


I want you to recieve this fund on my behalf and invest on a profitable business pending when the situation in my country allows me to travel.
I have delayed this transaction because of circumstance hence I need your very urgent reply.


Do include your private telephone number in your response to my private email address rosemurray_uk5@yahoo.com for more details.




Yours truly,
Mrs.Rose Murray.

Dear Friend,

Your file and your cheque of $950,000.00 USD was foundin our office instructed by our boss to send to you but,
the formersecretary did not do our boss's instruction.
Dear, I have a contactfrom a friend who works with Aviation he promise to deliver it to yourNearest Air Port .Due to expire i have turn the cheque to MASTERCARD.
My private E-mail: (pastorsira@live.fr)
Regards.
PastorSira.

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I was talking to my son last night and we were laughing pretty hard talking about something in the past. He and I were at a breakfast buffet several years ago. As we were walking back towards our table after we had gotten out plates of food there was a table full of elderly women. Probably 10 to 12 women. As I'm squeezing past one of the women's chairs, my sausage rolled off my plate and into this woman's purse that was draped on the back of her chair. I got to my table and me and son were laughing so hard we were crying. By the time I had composed myself we look over and the women are leaving. It was to late to run up to her and let her know my sausage was in her purse. I bet to this day after she discovered it that woman is wondering where in the hell that sausage came from.

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