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have any of you seen her?
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I just rolled over and told her "honey, Steve is looking for you" she went back to sleep. Oh well
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Call me a STUD
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Did you cry after you did her MBD???  
hahahaha no but I think she did. Tears of joy perhaps? |
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SEX WITHOUT EMOTION
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If you walk 30 miles and no one gives you a ride and then someone pulls up on a moped, who gives a sh!t. Just take the ride and enjoy it.
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Call me a STUD
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lol I love yall !
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I want a new drug
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I love it!!!!
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Who is YOUR biggest fan?
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The IRS They send me fan mail a lot lately
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Call me a STUD
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Damn I meant STUD!!!!
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Call me a STUD
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Well Ladies and Gents I must take this opportunity to brag a bit. Saturday night I got laid! I won't go into the details but apparently this woman bragged to all my friends about it. I am quoting now, she said "that was the best 30 seconds I've had in a long time" I'm wearing my smoking jacket and kicked back because I am a stuf!
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Open Mouth
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You know what's pretty bad...is that you know the cable girl by a first name basis!!!!! 
I never looked at it like that Your right! Damn I just thought about it...I have a friend that works on septic tanks and he knows my first name too!
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Open Mouth
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Did she actually say "Danny, the reason your damn cables out is because ya ain't paid ya damn bill!" in those exact words? That's pretty funny though. Oops?
yep those were her exact words and I could tell by the tone of her voice she was enjoying every minute of it |
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Halp!
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I always hurry out the door before they open the cash book and discover I have slipped in the food stamps
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Water
Boat Music in that order |
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Open Mouth
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do we have a case of athletes' tongue this morning Dan? 
yep I'm afraid I do |
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Open Mouth
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Goodness,............as ever, ONLY YOU!!!
Good morning, Dude!!!!!! 
((((S)))) |
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Open Mouth
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Anger management dear? Foot in mouth disease? Gotta love humble pie! 'Cept I'm gettin sick of it! 
lol As my friend the doctor told me "Proctologists would love to examine you. They rarely see a walking asshole" |
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Is the person
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Well Rara looks chilled as in Chilled Out not cold.
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Open Mouth
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So get home home yesterday evening and turn on my TV and the damn cable is out! I have a good friend that works at the cable office. I call her and say "Sherri, my damn cable is not working! I work all damn day and come home to this shlt. I don't give a damn how many people are on the repair waiting list! Put my damn name to the top and get my damn cable on now!" She assures me she will get right on it and we hang up. A few minutes my phone rings. It's Sherri and she says "Danny, the reason your damn cables out is because ya ain't paid ya damn bill!"
I'm eating humble pie for breakfast and leaving later this morning to go pay my bill 
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Where is Everyone??
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Was sleeping but a brilliant 'friend' woke me with a call, at 3 AM after out drinking all night. Nice eh? lol ((( Tom ))) lol I love it when "friends" do that. |
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what helped
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I bought a colonic irrigation kit off Ebay Thats gross but funny as hell |
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Where is Everyone??
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Already at my desk and working
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