Guilty on both counts.....but I lie too.
Sorry.

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At the Olson's grocery last night we were looking at the produce when the misting water came on and some silly song. I told my girlfriend that when we went to the dairy section we would hear cows moo-ing, and in the meat section too, hens clucking by the eggs....but I told her we would stay away from the toilet paper section.
She laughed and so did the clerk who overheard the whole thing.

I got laid in Omaha once, but it was with my wife at the time so it really doesn't count.

She doesn't want to hear from old guys.

My profile used to state my height and weight, and that if you weigh as much as I do or more this ain't going to work. Sure enough I got mail from ladies who felt that I was being close minded, unfair, shallow,that I should give women a chance..........
I didn't want to date a woman that weighs over 200 lbs.

I don't drink, ever. I could have put a block on my mail that excludes drinkers.....but there is a big difference between someone who has and occasional drink and someone who drinks for any occasion.

I started dating this gal, I thought she was older and she thought I was younger. (We did not meet online)

34 vs 49 LOLOLOL That didn't last very long.
And she was the one to initiate the ball rolling.

Let your students know you're in a dating website, give them the link to it. You will get more attention than you could ever wish for.
Maybe in all the hoopla you'll find someone.

Good Luck

Rockin' the smooth Grove.

Drinks-Occasionally=daily

A Few Extra Lbs.=more than 100 extra lbs.

Check out my Facebook/MySpace for better pics=Same pics.

No one here has ever asked me for money, so I've gotten lucky that way.

Q.The difference between Nancy Grace and a bowling ball?

A.You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

"No Drama" is a red flag.

Charlie Weaver was always in the center square, I always went to Charlie for the block.

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And don't forget to scratch your self so she knows where the action is.

My ex-wife checks out my Facebook....

Women seem surprised when a man can cook.
My reply is "Yeah..well...I want to eat"

Ain't life crazy !

Sounds like a run of craziness in your life, and you are taking the right steps to move on. Time will take care of the rest.

Now if you hook-up with another woman like this you should ask yourself why.

Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

I' be havin' mine

Our life's are filled with so much modern technology and science we forget how dangerous it can be for a woman to bring new life into this world. Sometimes these wonders of science can cause more suffering than what they were trying to prevent.

My prayers for you and your friends.