You know, if someone isn't interested in you, there's really not much you can do about it.

I hardly see what she did wrong.

Error; does not compute

What?!

You, my dear, are gravely misguided.

The Martian Chronicles is amazing, and Bradbury himself is the best living writer by a long shot.

you know, i used to be really into cars when i was in high school.

but then i grew out of that.

which means i am more awesome than all of you.

If you give me his address, I'll beat him up for you.


of course, you'd also have to pay for my plane ticket across the Atlantic.

Both Firefox and Safari have built in spell check features.

Why you would be using another browser, I don't know.

Candyland really is hard.

I mean, when it comes down to it, it's absolutely up to the luck of the draw, so to speak. If you don't pick the right colors when you draw your card, you can't win. So since there's so little room to gain a strategic advantage, cheating really is the only option.

Then again, I could be wrong, since i haven't played CandyLand in a few days.

I started going through the Kurt Vonnegut catalogue.

He is godlike.

But Bradbury is my all time favorite because his short stories are mindblowing.

because you have to be stupid to make a poor decision.

*rolls eyes*

I would like to be the first to point out the logical inconsistency with an eight day week.

You know, Uranus is experiencing the equinox right now. I wouldn't mind visiting and partying with the natives in the infamous 'Uranus Equinox Orgies'.

Or is it Neptune? I forget. I get my gaseous giants mixed up all the time.

if you need a hitman to take this guy out for good, i know just the man.

If you're willing to pay the fee, that is.

Let's be honest, has anyone ever in the entire history of civilization played solitaire with real cards?

this thread reeks of originality

and you know, i'm not sure if I've ever used the concept of originality in so concrete manner, but I do know that I'm pretty damn proud of doing so just now.

I always prefer talking to people through AIM or MSN or what have you.

I hate the email and IMing on here. :/

But I'm a Martian, so read into that what you will.

you guys are disgustingly sappy.

God, I never talked like that even when I had a girlfriend.

anyway, conga rats and all thats

(becoming a poet as we speak)

I met Tony Gwynn several times.

Have a picture of me as a kid with him.

But that's about it.

What in God's name are you talking about?

I mean, first off, the distinction between civilized and uncivilized countries is a false one to begin with.

And second, the United States was one of the last of the industrialized countries to end slavery, mostly due to the late proliferation of the cotton economy in the south (had it not been for the cotton gin, slavery probably would have ended in the South have a century sooner, and the Civil War would never have been fought).

Hell, even Mexico had laws against slavery before the US banned it on a federal level, which was part of the whole thing with Texas.

The Chinaman is NOT the issue here, dude.

Well damnit, all I did was write two history papers today.