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If you where given..
Edited by
ajhagena
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Sun 02/03/08 11:55 PM
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All I want to do is play the guitar like Duane Allman. Or even like Jimmy Page.
Being able to talk with animals is the only other worthy wish. Although I already can do that. |
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okay
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I don't understand how anyone can choose not to be a Kung Fu master.
I mean, it would be so incredibly awesome. |
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I have trouble believing the person who boasts about how selfless they are.
ie. "Hey guys, I am extremely modest! I'm more modest than you! I'm the most modest person here!" |
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Math. Weird
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Yeah, well, I did talk a little.
And anyway, I was busy that time. We all have personal things we need to take care of. I just happened to have to do it then. |
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Math. Weird
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Damnit, I forgot a step. Here's how you should actually do it:
Type your phone number into the calculator. Add 3. Type your phone number, plus the area code, into and email on JSH, and then send the email to me. Subract 5. Add 2. That's your phone number! |
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Math. Weird
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I have one too:
Type your phone number into the calculator. Add 3. Subract 5. Add 2. That's your phone number! |
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TAXES AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I paid no income tax this year.
I think I made more when I was in high school. |
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New profile and pics :)
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Looks fine to me.
You could use more cool headwear though. |
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they say the mind
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This thread doesn't really concern me because my mind walked out on me quite a while ago, and I ain't seen it since.
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Topic:
Soooooooooooo
Edited by
ajhagena
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Sat 02/02/08 11:24 PM
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Chains are okay... that whip though... not sure if I can handle that again.
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WHATTT???
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Actually, 'meh' is a sexual slang term regarding having relations with one's siblings.
Personally, I'm disgusted by anyone who uses the term. |
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getting fired aint all bad
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I want to know why the hell she got fired.
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Soooooooooooo
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You know, I honestly can't believe I've never thought of that.
So simple... and yet... so brilliant. |
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when you eat pizza..
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Once the toppings are off the pizza is ruined.
It's like eating cereal by pouring all the milk down the drain. Or cutting the head off the chicken before eating it. |
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Soooooooooooo
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I joke of course. You never want to do that because it'd be too easy for the police to figure out why she died, and then to place it on you.
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Soooooooooooo
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The best way to pick up a girl is by the neck.
That way if they try to struggle, you can cut their oxygen flow until they lack the capacity to struggle. |
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who has verizon gilrs only
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I'm neither a girl nor a Verizon user.
Thus, by nature of a double negative, I'm qualified for whatever it is this thread concerns. |
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did anyone
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I don't see how you could accidently shave anything.
Speaking of which, shaving SUCKS. |
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Topic:
Who else has had
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I haven't gotten sick in a few years now, I think.
Not since Spring of '06. |
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Topic:
whys it so hard
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This thread is amazing.
But honestly I couldn't understand a word of what was originally said. Something about chips, maybe. |
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