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Paranoid
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you don't need a gun for self-defense anyway. they hardly ever do any good in such a situation.
really, get a real dog, like a German Shorthaired Pointer (I miss mine  ). And a vampire. Vampires make guns obselete anyway.
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in the bedroom
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I have a guitar in my bedroom.
Helps to settle myself if I have a bad dream (no joke!). I also have a roommate in my bedroom. Which is more entertaining than TV usually. |
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just for the heck of it
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Hmm, interesting tactic.
I wonder if it extends to other parts of life. "HEY GIRLS CAN SOMEONE HAVE SEX WITH ME I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WORKS" |
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my horoscope told me I'd get hit by a car on July 14, 2003. I'd lose consciousness, examine my mind in a hypnotic state, and then wake up with complete control of the universe.
I think it lied to me. Damnit. 
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So Why Does This Bother Me?
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You know what else will make you feel good?
Hiring a hitman. But don't settle for a cheap one. bad things can happen (trust me on this). |
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Paranoid
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a dog and a vampire bodyguard.
actually, two dogs and a vampire bodyguard. preferably a female vampire. one that looks like Kate Beckinsale. yeah. I think that would work. |
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california wild fires
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but really, everyone will be fine. Only two casualties. Most injuries result from people being stupid and not evacuating when they're told to (which means firefighters have to spend time rescuing them instead of fighting the fires).
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california wild fires
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my house is a few hundred meters from the border of the evacuation zone!
lucky me. although I wish I could be there to take care of my dog and get pictures... and to help pack. |
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oh no not this again
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a quick backhand should do the trick.
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IMPORTANT FOR DOG LOVERS
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which is why you don't let your dog eat things its not supposed to.
Honestly, the intelligence of some dog owners really worries me. |
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who's seen clerks?
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Don't suck any ****s on the way through the parking lot.
... HEY YOU GET BACK HERE |
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Any artists in here?
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i write kickass short stories and play mediocre guitar!
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OH NOES DIFFERENT PEEPLE MAY COME AND NOT SPEAK ENGLISH
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Rock or Rap
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Duane Allman was the greatest guitarist to walk on this Earth.
Anyone who hasn't mentioned his band loses permanently. |
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Why
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I'd offer my ideas, but I don't have time since I have to get ready for my meeting at 3 pm tomorrow.
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Here's a Subject for you
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solo keyboardist?
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Iron Man
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The trailer was absolutely sick.
I can't wait. |
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You Had 2 Be There
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DRAMA LLAMA ATTACKS
HIDE YOUR CHILDREN |
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hey
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You don't NEED friends.
You WANT friends. There is a difference. Why do I know this? The aliens told me. They told me lots of things. They also probed me inappropriately. 
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Topic:
Cowboys
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In other news, college football is way better.
And yesterday was a spectacular day in the world of college football. |
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