I'm too lazy to email people (except in reply, and sometimes I'm slow with that too).

One day I shall get around to it though.

It was given to me by the pilot of a peculiar spacecraft. I think he was from Venus, but I'm not sure. I actually met him on Titan.

Anyway, long story short, I helped him jumpstart his spaceship (he had left his headlights on so it wouldn't start), and he thanked me by endowing me with this name, which gives me certain powers, such as the ability to dance to music that no one can hear.

That's the quick version. The long version is much to complicated for this place, and involves several top secret conspiracy plots regarding the Alpha Centauri system, and I don't really want to get into that discussion right now. Besides, I think I'm on a government list somewhere, so I need to watch what I say.

(I've yet to find a girl who has more stylish headgear than me)

(If I used a cartoon people might think I was wierd)


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Patton was awesome. So was Parmenio.

I don't know what it is with generals whose name begins with a P.

If you're running OSX, you don't have a virus. It's so hard to find anti-virus programs for Macs because as of now they're completely unnecessary. Their only use is preventing you from spreading viruses to non-Mac friends through email and such.

So I don't know what problem you're having, but I doubt a virus is causing it.

Not if you're going to steal all the covers.

I don't have a voice.

I use telepathy for my communication.




Oh, and I use the written form, both analog and digital.

in my dictionary it means totally awesome and wonderful.

I am completely normal, so I don't know what this thread is all about.

I took a yoga class a few semesters ago.

I learned not to be at the front, because all our TAs were female and I always wore very thin pants to yoga.

But it was worth it.

Thank you for the news update.

I like to know what's going on in the world around me.

I heard about this while driving across the horrible state of California today.

Must have been absolutely awesome to see.

I didn't make enough money to pay income tax this past year. :D :D :D

Man do I feel independent and manly!

You know, I think you might be on to something.

Of course, the real question is whether my special powers caused the bucket to appear on my head, or the bucket caused me to gain special powers.

Also, haha I said "female" instead of "woman." Guess I didn't read that other thread well enough.

Once my roommate sat in his apple sauce.

I think that must have qualified.

Or, it would have had he been wearing jeans, but it was still hilarious nonetheless.


Of course, it would have been even better if my roommate was female and decided she had to take off those jeans immediately after the incident. And then... well, that's another story.

I'm sorry, I don't talk to girls that use Yahoo Messenger.










Mostly this is because I don't have Yahoo Messenger, and I'm too lame to download a multi-client program.

Of course, my special powers have nothing to do with not seeing ads. Mostly I avoid the ads by blocking them with Safari and some little add on.

But I still do have special powers. Yep.

I don't see any ads.

(I have special powers)