http://www.xkcd.com/279/


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Human and awesome

My dog ran away and I broke up with my only girlfriend in the same month.

The first was much, much harder.

You know, if all I had to do was click something to give a girl flowers in real life, I'd do it all the time.

Tell you man Im stuck on this lovely girl
Of course to me uknow she mean all the world
But then she like another guy
I fall down dead she never see the tears I cry
Please please please do not go
How long can the days go on
When my love is so strong
And I know I cannot tell a lie
I wanna see him go bye
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Now I wonder what she would say
If I told her that I felt this way
Yknow it might make her turn either way
So all I can do is patiently pray
Pray pray pray pray
Tell yuo man Im stuck on this lovely girl
And yknow I could travel all over the whole world
Please please please do not go
You hurt me so
I got something to show you

If LT were healthy, we would have won.

At least we know out secondary can play against any team in the league now. It's been a while since we've had a good one.

You guys are unbelievably sensitive.

I recommend branching out and visiting other forums on the intertubes. Trust me, this place is undeniably warm and friendly. And forgiving. You'll see.

Ah well, it was worth a try.

I demand to see pictures of said daughter.

ICE ICE BABY

I met one girl here.

She tried to lock me in her basement starve me to death so she skin me and make a man suit out of my skin. Luckily I captured her dog and held it for ransom until she let me go.

(okay just kidding I met her on the subway)

I am most certainly NOT random. Everything I do is planned out at least three tenths of a second before it happens!

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of *****in' Camaro by the Dead Milkmen (or whomever).


"That's a great Jim Morrison impression. I hope those guys have a sense of humor and don't take us to court."

"You mean the people's court?"

"No that's a different story!"

or not. I don't know actually.

The problem is that they're all falling in love with me.

Haha, Colts fan, huh?

Don't worry, you'll get over it.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to waste one of my days by being someone or something else.


But man, that said, it would have been awesome to be someone in the crowd during one of the Allman Brothers Band's classic performances at the Fillmore East. Of course being Duane Allman himself would have been awesome, but I'm afraid I'm not fully capable of being God for a day, so that's out.

Also don't make up silly words like "agreeance."

I hope to channel his spirit.

You never know when my powers will be necessary. Like when a giant robot tries to invade Tokyo and break into all the chicken coops.

Or when a ferris wheel comes loose and starts rolling around an amusement park.

why hello!