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Do you belive in ..
Edited by
ajhagena
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Sat 02/02/08 03:25 PM
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I completely agree with Elizabeth's complex and ambiguous statement on the matter.
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My picture needs a caption.
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Yeah, his name is Buckethead.
And he was raised by chickens. Some say he is a robot who was built by chickens. Others say he is just a normal person who was given superhuman abilities from his chicken foster parents. Myself, I tend to think it's a combination of the two. Look mom, no brains
This was supposed to be about me, not you. Silly goose. |
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My picture needs a caption.
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finger lickin good
Well actually I was thinking of something a little less sexual... Or more sexual. I can't remember. |
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My picture needs a caption.
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Can't quite figure one out though.
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Anyone who doesn't put Duane Allman at 1 or 2 doesn't have a good list.
Because he was the best EVER. |
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Most Important...
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Mostly I want to be sure that the girl is not a serial killer who will attempt to slit my throat the first time we have sex.
If she waits till after to kill me, all is good. |
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Topic:
Do You Like TMZ?
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I have no idea what this thread is about.
Let's use it to talk about puppies. |
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I almost always take a few days to respond.
But generally I do respond, unless I forget to. |
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Guys with Dogs
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My dog is getting old.
And I think he has arthritis in his hips. He's also on the other side of the state. Hence, this thread depresses me. |
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Got an idea!!
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I'm pretty sure I look at everyone's profile several hundred times a day.
I don't know why I do this, but it doesn't really mean anything. Mostly I just can't remember who the person is, or if I've looked at their profile yet, or what they said on it. Or something like that. |
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Have a good night!
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I'm off to sell liquor to gamblers!
You know, the more I think about this, the more I realize it's really just like selling razor blades to severely depressed teenagers. In other words, good luck! 
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Topic:
What the?
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EXCELLENT.
Now prepared to be thoroughly weirded out. *begins sewing together chicken corpses* |
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Topic:
What the?
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you havent weirded me out yet!
Perhaps you're not stalking to a great enough degree!
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Edited by
ajhagena
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Thu 01/31/08 05:12 PM
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I feel like I've posted in this thread before.
Actually, that's not really true, since I know for a fact that I enjoy not posting in the thousands of different versions of this exact thread that are posted every single week. |
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What the?
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I think I weird out any potential stalkers.
It is an excellent defense. |
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ok, where's all the...
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I think "Chickenstein" actually works better, thematically speaking. Better from the standpoint of syllable count.
And the deformed lab assistant can be Eggor. Yeah, well, reanimate your own damn chicken corpse.
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ok, where's all the...
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what did you do with the chicken that was in the bucket before you put it on your head??
Have you ever heard of Doctor Frankenstein? Well, let's just say that he was my mentor. Of course, I've learned from his mistakes, and my reanimated chicken corpse is kept safely in a cage. And if it ever asks me to make it a mate, I will do so with great haste, lest I release the wrath of FRANKENCHICKEN. |
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ok, where's all the...
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I'm 5'11 but I'm 40 not in the 30's
Which is why you weren't recruited to build my monument! |
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I need a boyfriend.
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Well, the "SOBs" get the girls because they actually, you know, talk to girls IRL.
Which is admittedly a frightening thing to do because girls are the second scariest creature in the universe. The first being spiders. |
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ok, where's all the...
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I forcibly recruited them into a labor force so I could build a giant monument to myself in the middle of the Amazon.
Unfortunately none of them were vaccinated and they all died of mysterious jungle illnesses. I apologize for all the ladies out there who's chances at meeting a prince charming are now reduced. |
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