Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2 | |
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Because the 🧚♂️ sprinkled pixie dust on them.
Why is love so hard to find? |
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Because the patent expired on Viagra
Why is genitalia refered to as "uglies"? |
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Because Slim can fly a kite!
Why don't more dresses have pockets? |
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Cause less hands will be in them !
Why do women cry all the time ?? |
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It's far cheaper than buying moisturizer.
Why do we eat dessert after the main course and not before? |
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tastes better than the main and eating it slowly enhances the experience
why so much lipstick on a date , knowing its gonna be wiped off anyway !!?? |
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Because it's both an aesthetic choice and it's a self-defence mechanism. Do you know that in a single swipe of lipstick 90% of a women's DNA can be found? The more lipstick we wear, the safer we are.
Yes, it's true. I just made that up. Why do some people answer "fine" to the question, 'how are you?' |
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because the really ain't ... they just want the attention of someone noticing them ...
why do most women have to make a trip to the 'ladies' before leaving the site of a date.. eg : restaurant, theatre or even the Zoo ?!? |
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Ahhhh... That's a secret. But, truthfully it's because we're setting the scene and prepping the pyro, fireworks and two white doves for the first kiss. And if we feel really safe we remove at least two layers of lipstick.
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Edited by
Slim gym
on
Mon 10/09/23 11:48 AM
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my one kiss is long enough to remove all that lipstick , in the first place !!
why do some posters forget to leave a comment , when it is actually part of the game ?! |
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Dam...! We have no memory. What's this game called again?!?!?!?!?!
Why do some... Ummm. Wait what is my question again?!?! Why do some people lose their train of thought? |
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i hope its not my responses making you lose your thoughts ... that's a terrible sign...
why does it take two to change a light bulb? |
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Alternating current
Why is what's his name singe? |
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single cause he cant strike up a match , with all the hot air around !
why cant they admit there are feelings involved now ,and not just games ?? |
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because there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow...
why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? |
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because terminology confuses us!!
why walk on a sidewalk and drive on the pavement !! |
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Because it's the only way to get to the rainbow.
Why do rainbows have more than one color? |
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because a River Goddess commanded it to be so...
Why is it dark at night? |
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Someone didnt pay the power bill.
2+2=5... Why? |
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Because I said so
Why is there a ring around the sun during an eclipse? |
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