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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2
pumpilicious 💕's photo
Sun 05/21/23 04:24 PM
Because the 🧚‍♂️ sprinkled pixie dust on them.

Why is love so hard to find?

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Sun 05/21/23 04:37 PM
Because the patent expired on Viagra





Why is genitalia refered to as "uglies"?

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Fri 10/06/23 03:40 PM
Because Slim can fly a kite!


Why don't more dresses have pockets?

Slim gym 's photo
Mon 10/09/23 06:57 AM
Cause less hands will be in them !



Why do women cry all the time ??

Merry's photo
Mon 10/09/23 09:06 AM
It's far cheaper than buying moisturizer.


Why do we eat dessert after the main course and not before?

Slim gym 's photo
Mon 10/09/23 09:19 AM
tastes better than the main and eating it slowly enhances the experience



why so much lipstick on a date , knowing its gonna be wiped off anyway !!??

Merry's photo
Mon 10/09/23 10:33 AM
Because it's both an aesthetic choice and it's a self-defence mechanism. Do you know that in a single swipe of lipstick 90% of a women's DNA can be found? The more lipstick we wear, the safer we are.
Yes, it's true. I just made that up.


Why do some people answer "fine" to the question, 'how are you?'

Slim gym 's photo
Mon 10/09/23 11:38 AM
because the really ain't ... they just want the attention of someone noticing them ...


why do most women have to make a trip to the 'ladies' before leaving the site of a date.. eg : restaurant, theatre or even the Zoo ?!?

Merry's photo
Mon 10/09/23 11:44 AM
Ahhhh... That's a secret. But, truthfully it's because we're setting the scene and prepping the pyro, fireworks and two white doves for the first kiss. And if we feel really safe we remove at least two layers of lipstick.

Slim gym 's photo
Mon 10/09/23 11:47 AM
Edited by Slim gym on Mon 10/09/23 11:48 AM
my one kiss is long enough to remove all that lipstick , in the first place !!


why do some posters forget to leave a comment , when it is actually part of the game ?!

Merry's photo
Mon 10/09/23 11:53 AM
Dam...! We have no memory. What's this game called again?!?!?!?!?!


Why do some... Ummm. Wait what is my question again?!?!
Why do some people lose their train of thought?

Slim gym 's photo
Mon 10/09/23 11:55 AM
i hope its not my responses making you lose your thoughts ... that's a terrible sign...


why does it take two to change a light bulb?



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Mon 10/09/23 04:09 PM
Alternating current


Why is what's his name singe?

Slim gym 's photo
Mon 10/09/23 04:38 PM
single cause he cant strike up a match , with all the hot air around !



why cant they admit there are feelings involved now ,and not just games ??

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Tue 10/10/23 09:01 PM
because there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow...


why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Slim gym 's photo
Wed 10/11/23 02:21 AM
because terminology confuses us!!


why walk on a sidewalk and drive on the pavement !!

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Wed 10/11/23 04:36 AM
Because it's the only way to get to the rainbow.

Why do rainbows have more than one color?

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Thu 10/12/23 09:15 AM
because a River Goddess commanded it to be so...


Why is it dark at night?

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Thu 10/12/23 12:42 PM
Someone didnt pay the power bill.


2+2=5... Why?

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Thu 10/12/23 12:57 PM
Because I said so

Why is there a ring around the sun during an eclipse?

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