Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2 | |
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Ingenious!
Because someonethem Why do Scottish men were kilts? |
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Quickies
why do american women have obsessions with Scottsmen? |
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Cause they go scotfree
Why we can't see the wind? |
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Because it's wearing Groucho glasses as a disguise.
Why do donuts have holes? |
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So men can use them for self gratification if they can't get a woman.
Hello Bonnie! Why do people snore? |
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Snoring helps drown out the disturbing sounds from outside, thus helping one's partner to get better sleep.
Why does milk go sour? |
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If it doesn't get its own way.
Why do we give flowers to people we like? |
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Hi Pumpi!
Hi Douglas! Hi Merry! OT: To try to give them an allergic sneezing fit to distract them so we can steal their french fries. Why do people sing in the shower? |
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To make the grass grow on the walls
Why aren't there giants? |
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Cause your eyes are closed...
Why do hot potatoes get tossed? |
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Cause they don't retard
Why do refrigeraters are Cool? |
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Cause the oven is a thief...
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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Because the sky is falling
Why are your lips so sexy? |
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Because it was stung by a bee
Why do the stores cashier weirdly glare at You? |
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Because I'm the only one without a phone in their hand.
Why do flies fly? |
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To avoid an existential crisis...
Why do people smile? |
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because the plastic surgeon made them that way...
Why is water wet? |
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So that you can whistle.
Why do we call something that distributes heat by convection, a radiator? |
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Because the woman are cold...
Why does Slim dance so well? |
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Whilst others usually struggle with foot-in-mouth disease, Slim's feet are good distance from his mouth allowing for rhythmic movement.
Why are roses considered romantic flowers? |
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