Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2 | |
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So you don't get a cold wind blowing up your keister.
why do women put on makeup? |
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We don't. We're born with extra colour on our faces.
Why do fellas speak in riddles? |
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We're trying to break girl code
Why do women wear bikinis at the beach ? |
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They need something to hold their cell phones.
Why are there 2 women for every man? |
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To check for lead in the pencil.
Why do guys drool sitting in their recliner? |
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Because they cant make it to the kitchen sink.
Why do a lot of men think women find bathroom humor funny?? |
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Edited by
runningbear74
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Fri 01/13/23 04:59 PM
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Because kitchen humor gets men into trouble
Why do people yawn? |
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Because they are hungry for air
Why does runningbear seldom post?? |
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Absence of post box nearby
Why is the sky blue? |
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Because pink looked really weird
What is a light year? |
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A light year is how gigglesnorts are measured.
Why different appendages for male and female??? |
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Why do I get stuck with these questions to get a thread going again. Thats why.
Why does rain "fall" down? |
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Because rain is attracted by rivers.
Why do cats fight? |
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Edited by
runningbear74
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Sun 01/22/23 06:23 PM
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Because all of the dogs ran away
Why canβt we see carbon monoxide? |
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Because we're not Cyclops
How does a band aid? |
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It just does, don't worry.
Why does time fly when you're having fun? |
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It has other things to do. (Good to see you again, EarthGirl!)
Why does a banana split? |
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For a much needed breath of fresh air.
(Hi, and ty Storm ) Why do we sometimes feel discouraged? |
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The barometric pressure is off.
How can you turn brown eyes blue? |
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Do a polar plunge
Why one nose, but two nostrils? |
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