Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2 | |
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Like too many romances, roses quickly die off.
What does a wardrobe ward? |
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It wards off a blow everytime when opened
What does a table drawer draw? |
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If the plumbing is faulty, it draws water.
Why do carpets have underlay? |
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To ensure they don't feel overexposed, afterall they are all about the coverup.
Why does water run? |
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It's afraid of heights
why do worms wiggle |
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They saw my face...
Why do humans have thumbs? |
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Soley for hitchhiking purposes, how else would we get around?
Why do people get angry? |
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Merry, that was the exact answer I was thinking of when I asked the question!!! Great minds...
OT: In the hopes they can have seggsy make-up time. Why do people travel? |
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To escape household chores Why are owls considered wise, but unintelligent humans are said to have a bird brain? |
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Because owls have more sense than humans.
Why do dogs bark? |
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because they can’t remember how to speak Latin
Why do men have nipples? |
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So if a man is upside down, you can tell because his nipples are in the wrong place.
Why do we only have 26 letters in the English alphabet? |
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because Aliens took all the other letters...
Why do stairs go up and down? |
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Edited by
Ɔʎɹɐx
on
Fri 10/28/22 12:26 PM
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Stairs are fixed. Earth moves up and down
Why is life too short |
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So that our bodies don't wear out before we die.
Why do people kiss? |
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Edited by
pumpilicious 💕
on
Sat 01/07/23 06:01 AM
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Because they suck
Why do we have to drink water to live? |
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Because it dilutes my Scotch...
Why do hearts beat faster when Candy is being eaten |
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Because you're being slowly poisoned
Why is love blind? |
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Because we're all to ugly to look at.
What does "floor it" mean ? |
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It means to identify what type of floor you want to dance on i.e. tiles vs wooden, cement vs vinyl...
Why is it important to "Shut the front door!"? |
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