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| Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2 | |
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It's getting married.
Why is North Dakota in the center of the continent? |
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Because the map people couldn't fit it anywhere else.
Why do triangles have three sides? |
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Because of the Q Continum
Why was it called Gilligan's island, and not Mary Ann's isle? |
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Because Mary Ann drew the wrong number from the hat.
Why do we have high tides and low tides? |
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It's so you can float your boat.
Why are the Florida islands called the Keys? |
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Because they won't exist in a few years
Why do people drink liquor? |
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Because the sand is dry!
Why is water wet? |
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Because it hasn't had enough sex.
Why are most barns painted red? |
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So they easily spotted from the air
Why do giraffes have long necks ? |
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Because they think they're turkeys.
Why do cats catch mice? |
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Because mice can't catch cats.
Why do people snore? |
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so we know they are not dead...
why do we play games? |
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Because bears s*it in the woods!
Why? Just why? |
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Because the queen said so before she died.
Why do bears hibernate? |
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They're scared of snow bunnies.
Why does Sasquatch play hide and seek? |
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Because Sasquatch is young at heart
Why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? |
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So the people who live west can sleep in.
Why do conjunctions happen? |
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Because they collide when going in opposite directions
Why is sleep called sleep? |
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So that talking then makes it ok.
Why do cats watch you sleep? |
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To learn how to take a catnap
Why are there moon phases? |
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