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| Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2 | |
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Because it gives people a chance to wear their flood pants.
Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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GPS cannot find them.
Why does grass grow up? |
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Blades are fighting to see who’s tallest
If you were an animal, what would you be? |
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A solar flare.
Why hasn't anyone found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? |
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Because looking for the "end" of a rainbow causes it to vanish.
Why do wolves travel in packs? |
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Because they are afraid to face humans individually
Why the Thunder roar? |
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Because the sound of angels jumping in puddles through the clouds sounds just like roaring.
Why do people scurry to get out of the rain? |
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Because they're melting
How does one find the yellow brick road? |
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Buy yellow paint and a paint brush, then go to the nearest town with brick roads and paint them yellow.
How come tomorrow never comes? |
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Because it's yesterday
Why do some people write love letters? |
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Because it's easier for them than typing it.
Why do cats like to prowl around in the dark? |
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Because they can't fly in the dark.
Why does the neighbors dog crap in my yard? |
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Because he wants to be a good neighbor and share his blessings with you.
Why are lunar and solar eclipses considered powerful transformation times? |
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Because people get high on chocolate covered strawberries at those times.
What does the "cats meow" mean? |
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It's the cat's way of saying... me want out
Why do bears hibernate? |
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It's the black bears way of protesting polar bears hunting seals.
Why is North Dakota the coolest place to live? ot:remember this is wrong answer topic! |
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I only follow Universal Law rules
 
North Dakota is the coolest place to live because of the huge air conditioner in the atmosphere above the State. What is a Vortex? |
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Edited by
Hammer
on
Tue 10/01/24 02:46 AM
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The portion of the brain being sucked out by aliens.
Why Canada? |
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I understand perfectly that question so it's easy to answer.
Why do salmon swim upstream? |
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Because they need to practice their backstroke technique.
Why are there rapids in rivers? |
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