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| Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2 | |
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To learn new dance moves.
Why is the north pole north, and the south pole south? |
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Because east pole and west pole sounded funny
Why were humans made with arms instead of wings? |
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So we can dream about flying.
Why isn't there a full moon every night? |
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Because the man in the moon needs to eat
How do the stars stay up in the sky? |
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Magnetics
Why isn't Venus the moon? |
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Because the wolves would get confused and not know what to howl at
Why do wolves howl at the moon? |
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Because they're perverts
Why are do some people move slowly whilst others move fast? |
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Because the Q alter the gravitational constant of the universe.
Why is there ear wax? |
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So you never run out of wax for your car
Where does lightning come from? |
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It comes from Walmart. You can buy anything from there.
Why do men have nipples? |
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Purple nurples
Why live in a very small town? |
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Because you're too large to live in a tree stump
Why do storks bring babies? |
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Cause they deliver at different strokes of time!!
Is pre- paid Love a modern , acceptable , way of life ? |
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Only if you're rich and can buy love
Why are turtles slow? |
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Because they don't eat Wheaties for breakfast.
Why does Santa still have elves build toys, when we all know he shops at Walmart? |
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Because he lost all his money to Mrs Claus in the divorce.
Why are trees green? |
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because that's where money falls from and occasionally , grows...
why is a rock in the outer hemisphere called an asteroid and a tiny rock on your azz called a hemorrhoid ?? |
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Because they’re just passing through.
What is the difference between a german shepherd and a german schnitzel? |
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both are artsy ....
if you live in a glass house what is number one Priority!!! |
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Don’t open the windows or it will all fall down.
What happens to milk past expiration? |
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